new games

haha wee ... bought runebound ... a rpg type of card game ... haha damn fun ... haha

then bought catan too ... going to collect the game later ... haha weee ...

now we got saboture, citadel, mag blast, bang(frens), runebound, catan ... haha

going to stop for now ... haha

althought there are good games like san juan, tickets to ride, porto rico, mall of horror, haha but wadever it is ,,, jus learn how to fully play the game smartly first ..


ooo duty last night ... haha having fun wif the monkey haha ..

shall update more abt the games ...

ooo my fen told me some funny jokes ..

1)
once there was sea war ... american warship wif japan submarine ... the jap sub fire a topedo at the americans, then the captain and the deputy captain spotted the attack and they calculated no matter how they move the ship, the torpedo will still hit them ... so the deputy captain told the captain ... since all got to die ... why not let the crew die luffing ... the captain think think abit and he agree.

so the captain when to the bunk . when he was outside he was wondering wad joke to tell ... then suddenly he tot of sth ... he strip himself nake then he open the door and shouted loudly ... when this ding dong of mine touched the wall on the other side ... this ship will blow, then he ran and truth enuff when his ding dong touch the wall ... it really exploded ...

lucky enuff the captain and the vice captain survived they was hanging on the a floating platform, then the deputy captain ask the captain wad joke he told them ... then the captain told him his story ..

after listening the story, the deputy told the captain:" u better be careful wif that ding dong of urs, cos the torpedo miss the ship"


the end ... haha got another 2 more ... one is cant be told here, the other i forget le ... haha

again

fourth monkey tio caught yesterday ... total 3 pregnent monkey ... so 7 life gone in total ...
so so sad
our boss is a murder ... hai ....was to do ... he is protected by the green ... haha lol

okok i finally finish watching feng yun ... now watching yi tian tu long ji ... haha ... but hur got work to rush ..

but still slack ...

ooo as for joke ... lazy to think and rememeber ... okok tonight going to do duty ... going soon ... gd bye

monkeymonkey

today the third monkey got caught ... thx to the self improve trap by the trainees ...
first 2 are from another place de ... super stupid ... first one was preg wif baby inside ...
todays is schs monkey ... haha female also ... very big in size de ... haha fearful de ...

ooo our cookhse got cage de ma ... then today the very fierce de monkey together wif 2 more buddies ... damn smart ... sit outside the metal gate ... like waiting for ppl to feed it ... then it attacking ppl walk pass ... got a female dxo nearly got attack ... ... phew ... haha lucky her ... if not tio gang ... haha ... she wearing skirt somemore ... haha i got run towards her to help her ... but she fast enuff to get into the car ... so ok ... safe ... haha

that fierce and clever monkey shld be caught by the ava ppl la ... hai ... 3 live put to slp ... sob sad ... pray for them for better live next live ...

and ooo tonight got to do duty ... sian man ...but tml fri .... good thing ... morning can slp also ... haha cheers ...

tio complain

haha i kanna complain by eric .. for not updating my blog ...

haha not dun hav joke ... is lazy use brain ... cos recently i addicted to feng yun show
watching online ... haha so ya ... now updating .. is cos it is still loading ...

haha yesterday go mri scan for my leg ....
the leg got a alittle bit dumb ... weird weird feeling ... haha
then can rest ... and cannot move
then after scan ... dear say wanna go shopping at her own road ...
i am king so she is queen ... her road means her way
so we shopping at queensway ...
then after that go eat xin wang ... haha
the curry chicken noodle still good ... haha but dear de eel noodle the eel is imbal la ...

haha ... ooo night card game was interesting ... i added in my own bang expansion set ... haha make the game more longer haha lol .more draggy ...diao

wahaha wonderful day

yo today boss not ard then yesterday MC

morning super sian got to queue. then the female doc young and inexp ..
the nail poke my eye lid so so pain la ... na bei ...
open eye open eye ... u try have the light shine directly on ur focus point la ...

but afternoon was nice ... i eat chicken rice then slp ... then wake up ... eat good food and go play card game ... yeah ... the card game was damn fun today ... got new game ...

so far i collected

sabotuer
citadel
magblast

bang coming soon ...
haha

wondering if i shld get settlers of catan wif expansion cos it cost 85 bucks man ...

ex ....

ooo well weekends for me is the same ... sian ... but alright la hur ... sun night got play bball ... then go pray pray ... haha

as for joke ....

why female superior are so irritating as they keep ask u wad u doing ... when finishing ur work and stuff ...

cos male is call boss ... female is call bossy ... as in like missy ... ... thats why female boss are so irritating anf bossy ... haha

okok this is a bad joke ...
i will apologise to the famale and beg...
i say :"female pls do not put the trigger on me"
female:"okok i dun pull, i will release"
i say:" ArgHHHHHHH"

yo

yo my blog is not dead ... jus busy visiting lychee fruit is the hospital ... then after that furneral for lychee ...

is ok i resurrect lychee become zombie lychee ...

haha lol ...

okok joke joke

One day father chimney(monkey) tell son chimney
You are to young to get smoking ...

hahahaha ..


er ... lame la hur ... okok this few days damn shoik ...
wed holiday basketball ...
haha jingfu took cab down ... haha so touch ...
then the b ball is hell lots of fun man ... haha ...

will have one more session soon ba ...

ooo guys and gals from wushu ....
on dec 7 3 to 5 pm there will be a laser quest ... each game depending on how many ppl go will range from 2.5 to 3.5 bucks ...
30 and above ppl is 2.5 bucks for 10 mins(can die le)
21 to 29 is 3 bucks
21 and below is 3.5 bucks ...

haha so ya will arrange will ya guys again ....