power joke

This is a story joke...

Long time ago ah beng and boyboy dont really like each other. they are like enemy. But after 10 years of seperation, they got a class gathering. When they meet up, is like nth bad has happen before.

Boyboy is a successful business man while ah beng is still an ah beng la ...

then boyboy was chatting wif ah beng when he suddenly ask ah beng.
:" Hey beng i now planning to do a very big business, since u nth much to do, want to be my business shareholder??"

Ah beng:" i bo lui(money)"

Boyboy:" is ok for u starting free"

Ah beng:" steady bomp pee pee"

Boyboy:" lets go"

so boyboy took ahbeng along, then halfway
boyboy say:" u wait here i go toilet"

10 mins later.

boyboy came out and say to ah beng

:" stretch out ur hand"

then boyboy place a pile of shit on ah beng's hand

there u go. ah beng say:" wth"

boyboy say:" i say i doing big business ma, wad u holding is ur share of by business, there u go ... SHAREHOLDER"

kk post post

wow haha alot of bdays going on man ...

wed celebrated twice haha lol ... but ok la ... get to play basketball which is quite fun ... haha
after watching the show hot shot...

ooo my army fren going for ops now ... guess wad he going to cut off his mushroom growing on his stomach ... haha lol ... funny man ... haha but ok la ... wish his well ...

alright ... jokes


1) When face with a tiger, wad do u say to him ??

Ans: meow


2) When a tiger attack u ... wad do u do ???

Ans: meow ??? nono wrong ... is kick him in the arse ...


3) How to not get arrow to do shit work in workplace ???

Ans: make sure u r the one aiming.


4) Why when u eat tiger or rat meat ... u will go nerdy ???

Ans: cos got the sone lau hu, lau shu, sa sa de bu qing chu( tiger, rat blur blur till no idea)


5) How to survive in the jungle ???

Ans: make sure ur heart is beating


6) If u r dying, n given one wish before ur last breath, wad will ur wish be?

Ans: go heaven ??? nah ... the wish shld be ... i want to live like when i am 16 yrs old again ...


7) Wad happen when a merchant get assasinated ??

Ans: Merchandies .... merchan dies


8) Wad happen to the assasin after the assasination finish ???

Ans: End turn la, next will be the thief... haha pai seh ... this joke is meant for citadel players ...


9) In the older cowboy days, how those cowboy duel in a gun fight ??

Ans: They use bang cards. Haha this joke also meant for bang card game players.


10) Wad happen when an old man hearts stop beating ?

Ans: Sch holiday ... my army joke ... psps .

happenings

wahaha this few days alot of happening ...

i bought a card game call saboteur
then order citadel mag blast...
sad bang is out of print ... till next year then got ...
then buy le ... we go mac play the new bought card

then on youku i finish watching
倩女幽魂
still watching
蓝球火
and
本草药王 or also call 本草钢木

haha all nice show ... lol ...


luo zhi xiang got a joke ...

why superman fly wif one hand in front straighten ??

Ans: cos the other hand holding his working bag ... haha

topic 2 years in green

If u r not interested in real life stories then skip this part ...

okok alot of adults say since no matter wad u going to spend ur 2 yrs in green, why not make full use of this period and treat it like a work place and perform ur best.

but the truth is, a den without a gd head will never get his body to perform his best.

so in order for displine to be instill in a gentle manner, there must be a good head so the body will listen.
if there isnt a good head there must be strict displine and punishment, which is also like harsh environment, with harsh env the body will have to follow the head instruction in order to survive.

is simple ... u cant call a hand to get the leg to stand up again and continue walking or stop playing. but the hand can only help the leg to massage its tired leg or beat the leg to stop but still cant the choice is still up to the leg... unless the heads comes in ... e.g. is u keep on sitting ... u will have to kneel for 1 hr. this is strict displine...

But is the head is also a good and respected one ... jus a word from him ... hey everyone move on together ... ta da ... everybody follows ...


a also a green man ... i am those where i will fight to my death for a good head ... so if i meet a bad head ... i will jus not care but sometimes for the sake for the other limbs, will have to be more alert. is hard to tell a tired leg to never rest and slack ... is jus when ... when the head is sleeping (on leave or wad) ...

if there is another unfamiliar man ard ... the hand and leg must auto ... if not the other man will complain to the sleeping head ... then this is where the neck suffer. which is the management team the transfer heads command to the limbs ...


so an organisation is jus like a body ... if one insist on his idea ... and dun allow the other to fully speak this is call stubborn looking down on others(cos u think they sure to be wrong cos in my shoe my view shld be right) ... thats wad i learn from my past mistake ...

but is not wrong to do that ... cos in this world ... the fittest survives ... everyone first live for their own ... thinks for themself ... so i wont blame ppl for not being thoughtful or being selfish.

cos thats is call human ... u can complain abt others ... but think ... wad abt urself ... how much better are u then them ... r u sure u r better ... r u sure but the time when they are at ur age ... they wont be better then current u...

**********shall comment no further************

okok yesterday i played two card games with my wushu frens ... zw lc ws ml hc.
we played citadelles and bang ... courtesy of au and loo ... thx for lending ...
the game wad fun ... haha ... everyone enjoyed ... and we suggested that we can play card games as outing or staying over at ppls hse ... haha or go mind cafe for gathering . wahaha ...

ooo i think i have change ...
season mood swing ...

cos i now not really into jokes ... kind of bored of it ...

maybe i shld say ... is jus a 3 min adrenline rush for a joke blog ...
ai ya i am like this ... cos this type of passion will not last cos i choose not to last ...

but rather ... maybe blogging ba ... which i not really into ... after i ord ... cos i wont really be bother ...
making money comes first ...


sentence for today ...
Never underestimate anyone. u never know wad this person has and how he will develop himself into ...

bored tired and unmotivated

joke joke com com

1)
wad living things had no opening hole pores on it ???

Ans: Seal,( cos seal le ma haha)


2)
In every marriage, who is the most important??

Ans: Mary( cos would u marry me)


3)
When u get married and has a infant ... wad do u call that ??

Ans: lamb, cos mary have a little lamb little lamb little lamb(marry and have a little lamb)


4)
Guess an item, a boiling kettle steaming making the sound pu pu puuuu

Ans: cataput(dun know how to spell la ... but is kettle put)


5)
this one happen yesterday while we were eating ... we order e mian then i dun want meat ... so i order in chinese ...
the a malaysian waitress delivery the food ... she go calling:" e mian you luo"(meaning noodles wif meat, luo mean meat)
then i ask my fren to take out her tissue cos the gravy is flowing out .,..
cos the waitress got the accent and sound like noodle got flow out
ooo luo mean flow drip overflow ... meaning liquid coming out of a container...


raining outside and tired cant really think ... haha

so long no post ...

wahaha on the 30th of aug ... wahaha so take cover for ziwei for the lion dance ... tmd ...
walk as lion leg for like 45 mins ... bending my back ... wa super tired ... like from sauna like that ... haha ...

then plus drumming ... then fun ...

then here cums 31 of aug ...

at the start preparation was in a chaos ...
haha i nid to do balloon ... then discover balloon not enuff ... then at the start abit lost skill ...
then at the back ... better le ... wif jinfu and shun long arriving haha then balloon was smooth ... and nice ... great ... then got one part hanging of balloon i climb up the ladder till the top of the ladder then bloody hell the ladder top platform will move de la ... so scary ...

kk then preparation mostly completely ... then rehersal ... haha got alot of cheers ... haha ... lol ..

then the actual de ... the event abit jump up ... but dun really haf choice ... cos of the vip arrival timing .... when he arrive and speech .. heres the fun part ...
dance ... fun and excited .... haha the effort not gone to waste ... the dancing was a nice and well ... nice job done by everyone ... jus think back ... how much time we spend researching and learning our own ... trying out this and that ... haha ... lucky all got wushu background ... so dancing and memorising was not difficult ...

then the mime act ... haha yeah ... wad i can say is .... me and choon hong did well ... smooth and funny .... weee ... then the magic show ... was good . expect one of the magic table ... a kid ran into it and spoilt it ... cos 4 digit ok ... then the long waiting wushu ... haha

overall the critics is thumbs up for performance ... food wise i think was alright nia ....
some were asking next year got ma ... err ...the thing is very tired in preparing de... the cmpt and dinner shack me out le ... both were successful event ...

finally claps to all who came, contributed, supported, sponsers ...
thx to everyones effort be it big or small ... all of us did well ...

dewu family ... haha yeah ...


ooo on monday .... went chinese garden again ... but not to lioning ... is to play wif alot of kids ... haha

fun filled night ... i love the bump bump car ... very long no play le ... play till damn shoik la ... haha but to when i was a kid ... ooo then they got play a bouncer slide ... lychee this big kid say she never play before then she play till worst that a pri sch kid la ... hello sec 3 leh ...

haha lol ...

tired of writing la ... writing no longer my blogging pattern ... but princess lycheee insist i must write ... so no choice ... got a few nice joke ... but forget le ... will try to remember then post tml ... k ... tata look forward ...