bored tired and unmotivated

joke joke com com

1)
wad living things had no opening hole pores on it ???

Ans: Seal,( cos seal le ma haha)


2)
In every marriage, who is the most important??

Ans: Mary( cos would u marry me)


3)
When u get married and has a infant ... wad do u call that ??

Ans: lamb, cos mary have a little lamb little lamb little lamb(marry and have a little lamb)


4)
Guess an item, a boiling kettle steaming making the sound pu pu puuuu

Ans: cataput(dun know how to spell la ... but is kettle put)


5)
this one happen yesterday while we were eating ... we order e mian then i dun want meat ... so i order in chinese ...
the a malaysian waitress delivery the food ... she go calling:" e mian you luo"(meaning noodles wif meat, luo mean meat)
then i ask my fren to take out her tissue cos the gravy is flowing out .,..
cos the waitress got the accent and sound like noodle got flow out
ooo luo mean flow drip overflow ... meaning liquid coming out of a container...


raining outside and tired cant really think ... haha