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wow haha alot of bdays going on man ...

wed celebrated twice haha lol ... but ok la ... get to play basketball which is quite fun ... haha
after watching the show hot shot...

ooo my army fren going for ops now ... guess wad he going to cut off his mushroom growing on his stomach ... haha lol ... funny man ... haha but ok la ... wish his well ...

alright ... jokes


1) When face with a tiger, wad do u say to him ??

Ans: meow


2) When a tiger attack u ... wad do u do ???

Ans: meow ??? nono wrong ... is kick him in the arse ...


3) How to not get arrow to do shit work in workplace ???

Ans: make sure u r the one aiming.


4) Why when u eat tiger or rat meat ... u will go nerdy ???

Ans: cos got the sone lau hu, lau shu, sa sa de bu qing chu( tiger, rat blur blur till no idea)


5) How to survive in the jungle ???

Ans: make sure ur heart is beating


6) If u r dying, n given one wish before ur last breath, wad will ur wish be?

Ans: go heaven ??? nah ... the wish shld be ... i want to live like when i am 16 yrs old again ...


7) Wad happen when a merchant get assasinated ??

Ans: Merchandies .... merchan dies


8) Wad happen to the assasin after the assasination finish ???

Ans: End turn la, next will be the thief... haha pai seh ... this joke is meant for citadel players ...


9) In the older cowboy days, how those cowboy duel in a gun fight ??

Ans: They use bang cards. Haha this joke also meant for bang card game players.


10) Wad happen when an old man hearts stop beating ?

Ans: Sch holiday ... my army joke ... psps .