rainy day

wa thur rainy day ... so shoik to slp for duty rest ... i hope fri is like that too after everyone get to camp ... so no nid go in the rain to open door ... then eat hot mee ... wa shoik ...

Wed night at nyp doing dancing ... not bad la got improvement ...

jus hope that no matter on that day we perform good or bad pls appreciate man ... cos we put in alot of effort in this dance man ...

haha
got some nice quotes

dun get too piss off at someone ... dun gif him ur attentation ... not worth

one shld see the process of change rather than snapshots

Life is like a seesaw, therefore one can never stand alone and get to the top. So dun be a loner selfish and wadever lone things u can think of ...

tue event

haha yo today nice day.. morning go camp slack ...
haha ...
afternoon rest eye half an hour till 130 then citadelles till like going home ...
damn shoik ...
wad is citadelles ... they got online game de ...
can go http://citadellesjavagame.free.fr/
or jus type citadelles.nethaha is a very fun game ...

mayb i will start investing in card games ... hai see first la hur ...
haha ...ooo one nice joke happening in camp ...
when we were packing we at room 1 then suddenly got a very strong fart or shit smell and it stink the entire room..

then we run to room 4 then when then lobo(guy on duty to clear rubbish) walk into the room...
the room stink again ...
wa very stinky la ...
then later i go toilet ...
the whole toilet stink and he is washing inside the cubicle ...
haha jus imagine we were like who fart who fart then go running to another room ...
then got another fren spam the perfume on the entire room 1 la ...
haha diao loh ...

haha kk joke...

1)
Wad do u call a bird that swim.

Ans: Penguin


2)
Wad do u call a bird that writes a letter??

Ans: Penguin(u know pen guin... got pen)


3)
Which bird drinks beer and forget to bring his wallet??

Ans: Penguin(u know the caslberg advertisement, sry i dun drink so i dunno how to spell the beer name)


4)
Wad do u call a bird that doesnt fly??

Ans: Ostrich(cum on if u choose penguin, gif it a break man ... already 3 penguin ... be more creative)


5)
Ostrich got a relative guess who??
Clue. it grew up mostly on the trees in rainforest sometimes on the ground.

Ans: Ostrich fern, also call shuttercock fern. if u dunno wad is ostrich fern see thishttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich_fern

tired jokes

1)
Wad type of sweets do they gif to student during assembly in sch hall?

Ans: Halls


2)
Wad type of sweet to teachers?

Ans:Mentos(cos mentor)


3)
In olympics, how do u beat someone at the top position?

Ans: Use a ladder


4)
How to kill a bird in 25 ways?

Ans: Use 25 different weapon ... diao ..


kk today v tired... haha lack of creativity ... haha

yo joke

yo sry guys, haha i am back .. today went to tuas for to gif lesson. so no access to computer...

kk here are the jokes man.

1)(from mr chew)
Why is the tibits maggie the monster on the cover a female?

Ans: Cos the tibits is call mummy. so is a female. (diao loh)


2)
Why is the world so small???

Ans: Cos i never increase the font size.


3)
How can a giraffe lick the bottom of the legs?

Ans: Ask another giraffe to lick la. i did not say their own legs.


4)
Cats kick sand onto their shit, after business, so after u finish ur big business, how u clean up ur shit??

Ans: ooo u r disgusting if u say use ur hand or toilet paper or wash, cos i clean my ass and flush my shit.


5)
Why humans can never fly??

Ans: Cos humans got leg.

Worth reading one more time

> 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
> 我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。
>
> 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
> 沒有男人或女人是值得你為他流眼淚，值得的那一位，不會要你哭。
>
> 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
> 那人不是你所想般愛你，但不代表那人不是全心全意地愛你。
>
> 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
> 一個真正的朋友是向著你伸手，觸動你心靈的人。
>
> 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
> 掛念一個人最差的方式，就是你坐在他身旁，而知道你不能擁有他。
>
> 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
> 就算你不快樂也不要皺眉，因為你永不知道誰會愛上你的笑容。
>
> 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
> 在世界裡你可能只是某人，但對某人你可能是全世界。
>
> 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
> 不要花時間在一個不會花時間在你身上的人。
>
> 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
> 可能神要我們在遇到那位對的人之前先遇上一些錯的人，讓我們遇到那位對先生/對小姐時懂得珍惜。
>
> 10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
> 不要因為完結而哭，要為曾經發生而微笑。
>
> 11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
> 這個世界永遠也會有一些傷害你的人，你要做的就是繼續去信人和小心你下次信的人。
>
> 12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
> 在你嘗試了解其他人和盼望其他人明白你之前，先把你自己變成一個更好的人和了解你自己。
>
> 13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
> 不要太努力去找，最好的東西是在你最預計不到的時候出現。
>
> REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
> 緊記: 所有事也是因果循環的。
>
> Being happy is the priority of living,
> If u wanna be sad,
> Be sad 4 something thats worth it.
> 珍惜你所擁有的，慶幸所曾發生的。

sunday night fever

haha yos ... dewu won the open category championship
dewu total of 8 individual gold and 3 group gold
and of cos many silver and bronze, haha gold more impt

all thx to shunlong yiliang junjije simin shuyan with gold 3 2 1 1 1 respectively

haha i this year no individual so no contribution, only in the group event.

haha one event clear, one more to go...

mid aut dinner, another major de, our major, we must do our best man.

must be up to standard, so wont let down frens and strangers that supported us wif at least 58$ for the tic.


okok as for jokes, maybe from monday onwards ba... when i free in camp...

good luck guys and thx to those who supported us.

dewu grow bigger and yet stronger and closer in our brothership ooo not forget sistership ties.

One family.... Lets hope some of our lost brothers realise this ..

yos joke and post

yos

1)
who shld u emply if u wanna do accounts???

Ans: Mouse(lao su, sound like counting the su word)


2)
who shld u emply if u wanna beat someone???

Ans:Cat(Mao, sound like dialect mao someone meaning beat)


3)
wushu ppl joke
who shld u emply if u wanna let him get beaten??

Ans:raymond(haha raymond joke joke nia, no hard feeling, hehe)(cos got fats ma like kungfu panda, tio whack wont pain)


haha yo ppl i still alittle feverish, haha
throat still major infection

guess how many panadol i taken in this week
kk from monday 2(flu version)
tue afternoon 2 night 2
wed afternoon 2 night 2
thur afternoon 2 evening 4 extra strong
friday managa to not eat jus endure
sat evening 2 extra strong
sun i suspect also is 2 extra strong
so mon till sat is 18 panadol and if sun got eat will be 20

haha lol who can beat my record. despite all the panadol ... haha no choice i sick still got to compete...

the dui lian shld be first de ... haha but ai ya dun to some circumstance we got bronze, haha is alright, win wif pride lose wif honour but we walk out a champion in our heart. haha

for the ji ti fist group shld be first but up fourth reason our fren fell down, but is ok, must learn to climb up, ppl do error de ma, haha as long as our heart do our best as one perfect man.

dun worry ji ti dao group weapon way to man guys ... haha


ooo haha i shall not say other grp bad stuff la hur... they also did not bad la ... jus not our luck ...

hehe

even tiger woods also got error time hehe ...

congrats to all winners ...

ooo ya banana current got 1 gold 1 bronze
lychee got a silver
apple got a bronze
blueberry got a gold a silver
kiwi got 8th(gd job done, his first try)
haha if miss out ... ps ... ooo current we dewu leading first on the scoreboard wif most number of gold... yeah


DEWU ONWARDS WE MOVE ON

For the day

1)
who shld u employ to tear paper??

Ans: Lion(in chi is call shi zi)


haha lol okok la ... feel better alot ... lesser feverish le. haha hai

this 7 month super alot of bad things have happen to me.

haha shall not say much, this compt dewu will win...
we shall rock the world.


I wish for the next 15 days of 7th month, which i will haf 4 duties and a mid aut dinner,
wish to haf gd and tons of luck. haha Yeah ... oops not i will is i cfm having.

update for the week

okok guys ...
i am sick from sunday afternoon.
from sorethroat then slowly develop to flu then to fever.
very serious. spend the whole entire monday and tuesday sleeping but still din get better. tue morning go polyclinic see . eat med still no get better. tue night go hospital ttsh see doc... fever 39 degree man. then nid monitor for 40min at 12 then clear temp go down abit to 38.2 then allow to go home ... same wed slp slp slp... of cos got eat med. .. only till thur today i feeling abit better but still got fever flu and sorethroat(damn pain).

of cos throughout the days body ache everywhere.

so wish me luck in my compt. and also get well ... i haf been every sick ..

so i am sry no updates for the jokes ... haha ... but will be back once my brain no longer get heated up ...

thx

wahahah chinese joke

ooo princess lychee wans me to blog on everything ... err my life very boring de. if got interesting things will write de la. haha. king stay in the castle and do countrywork(at sch is schwork go home do is homework, so for the king, is countrywork)

1)(this one from shuyan)
Mr Sun and Mrs Sun got married and they screw and have a new baby.
How r u going to wish them in chinese??

Ans: Shen1 ri4 kuai4 le4(happy birthday in chinese)(also can be born sun be happy)


2)
The heaven wanna expand its territory.
How shld they go abt doing it???

Ans: they should find the sea, Cos Hai3 kuo4 Tian1 Kong1(sea expand the sky)(the correct meaning is sea wide sky spacious)


3)
Why human will be very brave and Fierce and noisy at war when wif very big group of ppl???

Ans: Cos Ren2 Cao2 Siong1 Yong3(human crowd fierce brave) also can (human noisy fierce brave) haha actual meaning(there is a greatly flow of human crowd coming in continously)


haha okok no time to post le ... going for some event le

secret and sth funny happen

TO protect the identity i using fake name, but wushu ppl will know who la hur.

okok yesterday after nyp, king and queen and c and j and z walk to amk central to eat. then at the gate on the bridge there a teenage wearing hot pants walk up the stairs, i think look quite ok la, cos cant really see. Then j see le high, then walk very fast towards her. then i shouted

Miss faster run got a pervert here in black, then she turn back i point to j and he is the only person wearing black, then j damn ps la ... haha can see his expression. Then the girl started to walk very fast haha. j was damn sad la. sad not cos of wad i say is cos he cant get to see the girl. then while walking down the stairs i shouted j from nyp blk * study ***. Poor j. His desire and craving all blow up, i wonder wad will he do when he reach home alone in his little corner. haha Joke joke.


this thing also happen in my poly life.

me and fren was in poly life, then a teacher walk in, then quan cheng bao to say eng leang never go lecture, then the teacher was like orh caught u then luff. haha. then my fren say. He is Lee Eng leang from DBI 0309 admin number 03*****. haha then my fren go diao la, while we luff our way out haha ... fun ...

u can try it wif ur fren when he do sth weird or embrassing ... but dun try it on me la .. i bu yao lian de ... haha joke joke ...


okok joke of the day

The person who has the last laugh, are the slow ones.

haha is like i tell a joke, ppl finish luffing, then that person luff
haha last luff in another meaning is being the winner la ...

Word jokes

1)
Once upon a time there is 2 island very near each other. In between these 2 island there is alot of crocodile. Then a batch monkey on island A wanna cross to island B cos island A got no food no have anything left and island B got alot of fruits. It is totally impossible to cross la. Can u guess how the monkey king going to get his troops across.

Ans: If u such a big clever monkey cant think of a proper answer how can the monkey know how to cross.


2)
A guy was caught at geylang by TP for not stopping when the traffic light is red.
when ask he say he got follow the rules. guess wad he say.

Ans: Mr TP. Traffic light Yellow mean those going yellow river de can go like kallang. then green de for those going forest de like bukit timah. Then Traffice light red mean red light district can go, i going find "chicken" so of cos can go la.


3)
Guess wad the TP reply.

Ans: Ok So now i going to gif u a summon ticket to make sure u are FINE(fine there is 2 mean)


4)
A man got 2 wifes. Then his fren ask him how he manage his wife night time. So he say, wife A mon wed fri, wife B tue thur sat. And curious his fren ask wad abt sun ?? both ??
Guess wad the man reply.

Ans: Sunday is Hand day.


5)
Once there is a student who loves to toks alot making the teacher very angry, then the teacher say from tml onwards i will tape ur mouth for good. So tml u better bring a tape for me, i am not going to waste my money on u.
The following day, the student happily hands the tape to the teacher... the teacher go -_-''' and faint.
Why?

Ans: The student brought the teacher a cassette tape.


6)
Found this on net
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait. It was almost one hundred years later when St. Peter sent for them. They were married in a simple ceremony. So things went on, for thirty years or so, but they determined, in this time, that eternity was best not spent together. They went back to St. Peter, and said: "We thought we would be happy forever, but now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences. Is there any way we can get divorced?" "Are you kidding?" said St. Peter. "It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to marry you. I will never get a lawyer!"


7)
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"

Number joke

1)
Wad happen when 8 meets 10?

Ans: 1 will say yo brother 1 u found urself a fat wife


2)
Wad will 0 reply back to 8?

Ans: F*** la u, dun think u wear a belt ppl dunno u fat.


3)
Few days later 0 saw 6, wad do u think 0 will say?

Ans: Oie uncle 8 dun think u cut ur hair i dun recognise u ok.


4)
Wad will 6 reply?

Ans: oie 0 u blind la hur. i am 9 la i jus now doing hand stand.


5)(<<< 5 was hiding)
Guess how will 0 reply to 9?

Ans: Wow u got down syndrome hur. head so big.


6)
0 and 9 saw 5 hiding and they shouted Hi5.
Then Ah pek 5 came out and gave them a fine(sound like 5).
0 and 9 ask why?

Ans: Cos i am fine so i fine, so remember me 5.


7)
number 1 is a business man, guess who is his other partner/s and wads the STORE name

(i already gave u clue, the word store)
Ans: 7-11 is a STORE and more


8)
Which 2 numbers like to make love alot?

Ans: 1 and 0, 1 is a very straight guy, 0 is a very loose girl(look at the gap inside 0, loose right)

Some very chim and hard to understand lousy english

In this world, love can be classified, Universal Love( jian1 ai4) and specific love.

haha the universal love sound abt like the mozi army teaching haha.


Dun be too engross is ur specific love and got lost in it, dun fail to realise there is more to jus ur own love.

If u got hold of sth and u have to let it go, jus let it go. cos when u learn how to let it go u have attain a better understanding of the way of life(dao4).

Some ppl like to talk abt how to overcome a heartbreak, those who have not been through it pls do speak nth cos u know nth abt it. Is like u have never pick up a bottle from the ground before, why r u talking abt how to put it down.

Some things happen in our life that is bad might not be bad afterall. Is like someone throw stone at me and injure me, then a pretty lady came to help me stop bleeding, they as time goes by she become my wife. Is like sth bad happen and result in a sth more good to happen.

e.g. a mass murder kill everyone cos his parent dun approve his relationship wif another race. then the new was relate to everyone that this is wrong.
Then next time the same situation happen to others, before they going to commit crime they will think back and they will realise killing is not the way to solve it.
Is like ur bad event allow more ppl to walk the correct path.

So it draws to time. all u need is time.

time is all it take to change. time is all it takes to heal. so learn how to let go and survive the long awaiting time.

The world is born from nth and calssified into ying and yang. within ying yang there is another ying yang. Let me explain.
On earth can be classify as yang jian which is the world we live in, and ying jian which is hell.
in the yang world there is man(yang) and female(ying), in ying jian(hell) there is ghost(ying) and deity or hell guardian(yang).

ying and yang are everchanging jus like hot and cold water. if u r a evil person now it does not mean u will still be one tml, vice versa.

Haha my english isnt that good so alot of ppl might not understand wad the hell i am talking abt. but i jus write some of my understanding of my life and this world ... haha
If only i got chinese language in this computer i using. easier to understand in chinese

haha joke

1)
You got 2 desktop computers, u jus run out of empty cds or dvds, n u forget to bring ur bag wif all ur external storage device like external harddrive of those kind and the internet and bluetooth device is down. So how do you transfer file from computer 1 to computer 2?

Ans: Stretch out ur both arms, put ur thumb into the usb port. there u go ... u jus got a connecting thumbdrive.


2)
In which countrys or towns, their fisherman always can go online anywhere on the sea?

Ans: Country that start wif Inter, like inter milan, and cos the fisherman got net to catch fish. so the fisherman are in inter and got net, so they got internet


3)
A monk comb hair, guess a country?

Ans: scotland, cos in chinese is su ke lan ( su is in chi meaning comb ke lan is in hokkien) so it will mean comb wad comb there is nth to comb la dey. if u dun understand and ask me personally.


4)
A japanese ninja use a knife and kill 4 people outside their home door. Guess a chinese word?

Ans: Zhao4 (meaning is shine)(ai ya i here no chinese when i go home i type chinese for u)


5)
The event miss universe, which country will always win the most pretty or photogenic award?

Ans: America cos in chi is call mei guo, pretty country. get wad i mean.


4)
South america's brazil and peru is famous for their trees cos got amazon wad abt North america?? clue is texas

Ans: Famous for their bush, Cos george w bush is born in texas.


5)
Why last time america's money is so strong in the stocks exchange and now getting weaker???

Ans: Cos last time got Bill Clinton, Strong Bill thats why hur.


6)
Wad about current america, they are now moving towards which direction.???

Ans: The meaty mum sensation, Cos Obama( Ooo ba(meat in chinese) ma(mum in chinese), to mum in america pls luff is a joke only ok :-D )


7)
Why clinton's wife cant win the president seat?

Ans: Cos she haven climb a HILL related to her call ARY to CLINch the TON of obama, Hillary clinton.


8)(ok this one is very diao)
Why is MM Lee Kuan Yew so successful?

Ans: Cos MM Lee Kuan(sound like beating or like owning) Yew(sound like you)


9)
Among our wushu frens, there is a noodle shop boss, who is he???(singaporean joke)

Ans: Chia Siang, haha get it Chia Siang Chia Siang Chia Siang, mian mian mian. hahaha


10)
In which country or city got the best evil joker(ar hem)..

Ans: gotham ( badman de show )