Number joke

1)
Wad happen when 8 meets 10?

Ans: 1 will say yo brother 1 u found urself a fat wife


2)
Wad will 0 reply back to 8?

Ans: F*** la u, dun think u wear a belt ppl dunno u fat.


3)
Few days later 0 saw 6, wad do u think 0 will say?

Ans: Oie uncle 8 dun think u cut ur hair i dun recognise u ok.


4)
Wad will 6 reply?

Ans: oie 0 u blind la hur. i am 9 la i jus now doing hand stand.


5)(<<< 5 was hiding)
Guess how will 0 reply to 9?

Ans: Wow u got down syndrome hur. head so big.


6)
0 and 9 saw 5 hiding and they shouted Hi5.
Then Ah pek 5 came out and gave them a fine(sound like 5).
0 and 9 ask why?

Ans: Cos i am fine so i fine, so remember me 5.


7)
number 1 is a business man, guess who is his other partner/s and wads the STORE name

(i already gave u clue, the word store)
Ans: 7-11 is a STORE and more


8)
Which 2 numbers like to make love alot?

Ans: 1 and 0, 1 is a very straight guy, 0 is a very loose girl(look at the gap inside 0, loose right)