haha joke

1)
You got 2 desktop computers, u jus run out of empty cds or dvds, n u forget to bring ur bag wif all ur external storage device like external harddrive of those kind and the internet and bluetooth device is down. So how do you transfer file from computer 1 to computer 2?

Ans: Stretch out ur both arms, put ur thumb into the usb port. there u go ... u jus got a connecting thumbdrive.


2)
In which countrys or towns, their fisherman always can go online anywhere on the sea?

Ans: Country that start wif Inter, like inter milan, and cos the fisherman got net to catch fish. so the fisherman are in inter and got net, so they got internet


3)
A monk comb hair, guess a country?

Ans: scotland, cos in chinese is su ke lan ( su is in chi meaning comb ke lan is in hokkien) so it will mean comb wad comb there is nth to comb la dey. if u dun understand and ask me personally.


4)
A japanese ninja use a knife and kill 4 people outside their home door. Guess a chinese word?

Ans: Zhao4 (meaning is shine)(ai ya i here no chinese when i go home i type chinese for u)


5)
The event miss universe, which country will always win the most pretty or photogenic award?

Ans: America cos in chi is call mei guo, pretty country. get wad i mean.


4)
South america's brazil and peru is famous for their trees cos got amazon wad abt North america?? clue is texas

Ans: Famous for their bush, Cos george w bush is born in texas.


5)
Why last time america's money is so strong in the stocks exchange and now getting weaker???

Ans: Cos last time got Bill Clinton, Strong Bill thats why hur.


6)
Wad about current america, they are now moving towards which direction.???

Ans: The meaty mum sensation, Cos Obama( Ooo ba(meat in chinese) ma(mum in chinese), to mum in america pls luff is a joke only ok :-D )


7)
Why clinton's wife cant win the president seat?

Ans: Cos she haven climb a HILL related to her call ARY to CLINch the TON of obama, Hillary clinton.


8)(ok this one is very diao)
Why is MM Lee Kuan Yew so successful?

Ans: Cos MM Lee Kuan(sound like beating or like owning) Yew(sound like you)


9)
Among our wushu frens, there is a noodle shop boss, who is he???(singaporean joke)

Ans: Chia Siang, haha get it Chia Siang Chia Siang Chia Siang, mian mian mian. hahaha


10)
In which country or city got the best evil joker(ar hem)..

Ans: gotham ( badman de show )