yo joke

yo sry guys, haha i am back .. today went to tuas for to gif lesson. so no access to computer...

kk here are the jokes man.

1)(from mr chew)
Why is the tibits maggie the monster on the cover a female?

Ans: Cos the tibits is call mummy. so is a female. (diao loh)


2)
Why is the world so small???

Ans: Cos i never increase the font size.


3)
How can a giraffe lick the bottom of the legs?

Ans: Ask another giraffe to lick la. i did not say their own legs.


4)
Cats kick sand onto their shit, after business, so after u finish ur big business, how u clean up ur shit??

Ans: ooo u r disgusting if u say use ur hand or toilet paper or wash, cos i clean my ass and flush my shit.


5)
Why humans can never fly??

Ans: Cos humans got leg.