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1)
How many apples are there on the tree?

Ans: 1 (look at the question number is above the word tree)


2)
How many apple does it take for u to understand the world.

Ans: 1, Newton understood wif jus one (qns 2 is not of the same format as qns 1)


3)
So now how many apples are there on the tree?

Ans: 0, the apple jus fell in qns 2


4)
A fat father jus have a fat baby born in his cleaning shop in america. Guess the son and dad name and why?

Ans: Dad is washington(cleaning shop = washing and is fat = ton), So son is Newton( new fat guy so new ton)


OK i was caught by my boss for using computer and not doing work. Die liao ... today shall end here. haha Bad day lies ahead for me ... Ooo No... I think this is the biggest joke for today...

5)
Eric not doing work guess 4 words?

Ans: Eric Rides Into Coffin.(ERIC)


Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


this part is i edit de in the afternoon when is save ...

6)
my fren told me this morning PIE got 2 jam, one at enuos second at clementi
then i told him u dun need jam to eat the pie... the pie is tasty enuff ...