Luffing Lamely

1)
If ur left fist is a bean
put your left palm on top of ur left fist. wad is it ??

Ans: soya bean (hand press bean = suo ya bean) suo is hand, ya is press


continuation...
2)
then now wad is the middle finger scolding sign the ,,,,
(a fist with the middle finger out straighten)

Ans: is Mr Bean. cos the bean got a male organ.(pe**s)


3)
How can 2 chicken make u grow hungry, guess 2 chinese words?

Ans: Ji1 Er4(starving in chinese)= chicken 2 in eng


4)
Why is the movie chicken little so funny???

Ans: cos chicken little = ji1 xiao3(chinese) = ji1 xiao4 also sound like u laughing at ppl


5)
There is a toilet wif 10 cubicles but most of the time ppl go cubicles 3 to shit. Why?

Ans: cos cubicle 3 got a eco friendly asshole washer (this one is random no logic de jus lame)


6)
Who is this world can make ppl go numb jus by speaking

Ans:
L.K.N (okok this joke is for my camp mates)
( L.K. sound like you talk in hokkien and N. sound like numb in eng)


7)
How can one be dead but still talk like a human

Ans: ghost la ... damn this is easy


8)
If u are trap in a tower there is 2 exit one on the left one on the right
outside the left side door there is magnifying glass when the sunlight shine thru it. wadever at the door will burn
outside the right side door there is big dragon that breath flame and will burn anything that move within it's human radar detector eyes
how do u escape without getting burn???

Ans: Escape using left door IN THE NIGHT. wahaha


9)
okok some are cold joke haha some are stupid joke ... tell u sth... pls laugh after that

i am the joker.....................................that





...................................acted in badman dark night movie



kk last one


10)
which website can make u either roll on the floor or drop dead on ur chair

Ans: The one u are staring at right now king of fruits, thats y u see u r on ur chair dropping dead soon.