Actually i prefer jokes posting

okok this one is from long ago de ... not my own orginal idea ... but i added my own into in.

1)
man tou(bun) and cha siew bao(pork meat bun) went to watch a movie.
why cha siew bao cry and man tou did not cry?

Ans: cha siew bao got fillings(feelings)


2)
cha siew bao went to watch movie wif da bao(big meat bun)
cha siew bao cry but why da bao cry even louder?

Ans: da bao got more fillings(feelings)


3)
da bao went to watch movie wif cai bao(veg bun)
why cai bao cry but da bao did not?

Ans: they watch liao zai( the chinese show 聊斋） )


4)
cha siew bao went to watch movie with ji bao(chicken bun)
ji bao cry but why cha siew bao did not cry

Ans: cos this is the third time cha siew bao is watching


5)
guess cha siew bao gender?

Ans: female pig cos the first show she watch wif man tou(Man head, u see is a man)


6)
After watching the show wif ji bao, cha siew bao was dump.
why?

Ans: cos ji bao feel cha siew bao is a flirt cos he is not the first guy she has watch the show wif. How he knows. Cos cha siew bao got fillings also no cry.


7)
Last qns, cha siew bao gif a explaination why she din cry, she was lying.
guess wads her lie?

Ans: she said:"i jus had my implant remove, so i have empty fillings now."


okok this is hard to understand ...