lame stuff

Dun whine and complain these are jus lame stuff ....


1)
How many shining stars are there in the sky?

Ans: One, cos the rest are call rocks(that reflects sunlight)


2)
How you travel to thailand

Ans: ThaiExpress


3)
Why Robbers have to be strong

Ans: So that they can hold up the bank


4)
Lao Gong san1 san4 zi3(faning the fan), guess 2 chinese word

Ans: Qi1 Liang2(wife cool, correct meaning is miserable)


5)
Why is Mas Selamat a 2/3 woman

Ans: Cos he is a wanted man. (1/3 man)


6)
Why a woman can never never find a husband

Ans: Cos woman( without man, wo = w/o = without )


7)
Why 3rd sergent always kanna most work follow by corporals 2nd sgt and other rank but also why private always can siam(escape) arrow

Ans: Cos 3rd sergent the rank got no roof top to block the arrow, private rank got nth there for the arrow to land on


8)
When there is minor earthquake in sg, why private rank will die

Ans: No rank = no base to support


9)
Major earthquake, why sergent survive but corporal and below die

Ans: Corporal not enuff base, sergent got 3 stripe of base


10)
Critical earthquake why only officers survive

Ans: Cos they flying in the air(their rank is on their shoulder above the rest)


11)
Why Warrent officers also die in critical earthquake

Ans: Cos they are trap in a sergent jail(their rank got a crab trap in the rank, crab mean themself) so althought they are flying when sergent die they die at the same time