emo day post

wahaha super slack day din really wanna use my brain ... haha

but here got a joke

1)
In this world u are the only man or lady left.
U got the power to revive 2 ppl ...
ur decision will decide whether will mankind extinct.
So who shld u revive?

Ans: Pls do not revive ur love ones ... you shld revive adam and eve. dun ask y i also dun know ... cold joke i guess


2)
this one is took from my fren de
Why ppl wif surname Tan cannot be call May?

Ans: cos May Tan(sound like mei dan, no egg in chinses)

haha okok shall reveal more of this kind of joke after aug 31.


3)
The movie red cliff is base on a true story, guess where did it happen?

Ans: red hill.


4)
Why is red hill call red hill and not purple hill or black hill?

Ans: cos the small little boy is a human(u r dumb if u dun get it, is red cos is blood, is blood cos he is a human)


5)
Got a couple was playing golf then the ball hit someone's window
the couple went to ring the owner's door to apologize.
no one answer.
just then a man open the door.
the couple immediately apologize.
the man said:" nonono no need , i shld be saying thank you, cos u see i am a genie trap in this bottle, jus nice ur ball broke the bottle and u free me, so in return i will grant u each a wish"
the couple was delighted. the guy said his first wish. is to have different series of sports car.
the beautiful lady said she wans millions of money.

the genie said:" ok i will grant u both ur wish only if ur beautiful lady slp wif me"

the couple argue but for the money and car sake, finally they agreeded.

After the deed is done, the genie said to them, ok your wish is granted, when u go back home u will see the cars and money there.

and so the couple happily went off.

When the genie close the door, he was luffing saying:" wa so shoik man the girl and they are so stupid, i cant believe still got ppl believe in GENIE"


6)
KK this joke is funny only if u answer the question immediately without looking at the answer

On the side of a busy road, there is 2 cats, name Francis and James.

Then suddenly James ran across the dangerous road.
Guess wad will Francis say to James after that?



Ans: Come on guess first ........ ( Francis will say ....................................Meow)
haha i bet most of u will say human language like Hey is dangerous or u shld not do that.. haha