lame shit that make u sick

1)
What will u see at the end of the world.

Ans: U will see Jack Sparrow in Black Pearl at world end


2)
How do u get there?

Ans: Wif lots and lots of crap(remember in the movie the stone crab was moving the ship in the desert)


3)
Hairy human doing water ballet, guess an animal?

Ans: Sea monkey


4)
How does god dress and wad size does god wear?

Ans: Dress in red cape and little red underwear wif a S size tight shirt.(for those who dun understand ... is Superman dude)


5)
How come spiderman cannot get trap by his own web?

Ans: Already told u he is a spider. Have u ever see u spider stuck in its own web. if got that must be venom.


6)
Which superhero is the most inexperience?

Ans: green lantern, cos they are greenhorn. okok wth is this


7)
There are many superheros in singapore. who are they?

Ans: All those that serve NS before. Cos green color ma ... green lantern. u get wad i mean??


continuation
8)
What abt the navy and the airforce superheros?

Ans: nemo and the ironman.


9)
How to be ironman?

Ans: Either u join the airforce or u force air into ur body then u will be ironman


10)
i found on the net ... quite interesting

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi.
Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi.
For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"