wahahaha ...
got a few nice jokes today... got some over the weekend but i forget le ... cos i dun remember them ... i create and forget haha .
1)
The big bad wolf was chasing little red riding hood. then they ran into a train, lets say smrt train, both were trap inside, so obviously the little red riding hood got no where to run. so the wolf trap her. but the wolf did not eat her.... why why why ???
Ans: Cos in the mrt, No foods and drinks allowed in the train ....
2)
In a world full of vampires, human have found a very safe place to hide. Guess where is it???
Ans: In the mrt, Cos No foods and drinks allowed in the train ....
3)
In the batman cartoon, the joker villian did not die ... why ...
Ans: Cos i am still alive ... (ok this one is stupid)
4)
Why batman can fly, glide through the air
Ans: told you that he is batman le. obviously male bat can fly
5)
After the show batman the dark knight movie, an advertising agent walk up to batman and requested him to be the spokesperson for a company's product. Guess wad product?
Ans: strepsils. Cos in the whole movie he speaks wif a sorethroat voice.. hoarse voice.
6)
Why is batman called a dark knight?
Ans: Cos he wears a full armour suit including the face and is black in color(this is simple and logical, if u dun get it go get 2 tickets and watch spiderman and u will know why is he call SPIDER.....man )
k i copy this from internet cos i find it good
7)
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive! . As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You Got Male(Mail)!!
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