yos ... hey yo the phone w980 is damn cool man ... seriously is really v nice ...
u peeps shld try out the phone man ...
ooo yeah ... wushu camp cum game camp tonight ... sad not alot of gamer staying ... haha lol ... but wadever it is ... i going to be on leave ...
ORD ORD smell it smell it ....
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
hole burned
Wahaha lol ... i bought my ORD phone ... nokia xpress music 5800 ... haha how much go find out urself ... but a big hole in my pocket ... ai ya chinese new year christmas and ord present to myself then ... haha ...
plus the harddisk ... is very ex ... first time spend so much ... haha ...
okok no gaming next monday as i on duty ... so gaming will be at nyp camp next next week ... wee ... haha ... so take note for gamers ...
plus the harddisk ... is very ex ... first time spend so much ... haha ...
okok no gaming next monday as i on duty ... so gaming will be at nyp camp next next week ... wee ... haha ... so take note for gamers ...
Friday, December 5, 2008
monkey post
another monkey tio caught again ... female de ... quite big in size ...
hai ... hungry monkey going to die ... poor thing ...
is ok from now on ... the cage shall forever be empty ... all live happily ever after ... haha
Ooo nibble fish eat leg spa massage and paint ball for me this sat ... and laser quest on sunday ... shoik
monday card game ... more shoik
hai ... hungry monkey going to die ... poor thing ...
is ok from now on ... the cage shall forever be empty ... all live happily ever after ... haha
Ooo nibble fish eat leg spa massage and paint ball for me this sat ... and laser quest on sunday ... shoik
monday card game ... more shoik
Thursday, November 27, 2008
quotes
these are the quotes from famous dead people ... who understand the law
Industrialists, Inventors, and Businessmen
“I am no longer cursed by poverty because I took possession of my own mind, and that mind has yielded me every material thing I want, and much more than I need. But this power of mind is a universal one, available to the humblest person as it is to the greatest.” - Andrew Carnegie 1835 - 1919
“Whether you think you can or can’t either way you are right.” - Henry Ford 1863-1947
“What power this is I cannot say. All that I know is that it exists.” - Alexander Graham Bell 1847-1922
Politicians and Religious Leaders
“You create your own universe as you go along” - Winston Churchill 1874-1965
“All that we are is the result of what we have thought.” - Buddha
“It is done unto you as you believe…” - Jesus
“Be careful how you think. Your life is shaped by your thoughts.” - Proverbs 4:23
Scientists, Doctors, Authors, and Philosophers
“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life’s coming attractions.” - Albert Einstein 1879-1955
“The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.” - James Allen
“Let a person radically alter his thoughts, and he will be astonished at the rapid transformation it will effect in the material conditions of his life.” - James Allen
“Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors for you where there were only walls” - Joseph Campbell 1904-1987
“I will see it when I believe it.” - Wayne Dyer 1940 -
“When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.” - Wayne Dyer 1940 -
“Whatever we think about and thank about we bring about.” - John Demartini
“What you resist persists.” - Carl Jung 1875-1961
“All power is from within and is therefore under our control” - Robert Collier 1885-1950
“All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force… We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent Mind. This Mind is the matrix of all matter.” - Max Planck (Nobel Prize in Physics 1918)
“Until one is committed there is hesitating, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth, the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans. That the moment one definitely commits oneself, Providence moves, too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one’s favor all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance which no man could have dreamed would have come his way.” - John Wolfgang Goethe 1749 - 1832
Industrialists, Inventors, and Businessmen
“I am no longer cursed by poverty because I took possession of my own mind, and that mind has yielded me every material thing I want, and much more than I need. But this power of mind is a universal one, available to the humblest person as it is to the greatest.” - Andrew Carnegie 1835 - 1919
“Whether you think you can or can’t either way you are right.” - Henry Ford 1863-1947
“What power this is I cannot say. All that I know is that it exists.” - Alexander Graham Bell 1847-1922
Politicians and Religious Leaders
“You create your own universe as you go along” - Winston Churchill 1874-1965
“All that we are is the result of what we have thought.” - Buddha
“It is done unto you as you believe…” - Jesus
“Be careful how you think. Your life is shaped by your thoughts.” - Proverbs 4:23
Scientists, Doctors, Authors, and Philosophers
“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life’s coming attractions.” - Albert Einstein 1879-1955
“The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.” - James Allen
“Let a person radically alter his thoughts, and he will be astonished at the rapid transformation it will effect in the material conditions of his life.” - James Allen
“Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors for you where there were only walls” - Joseph Campbell 1904-1987
“I will see it when I believe it.” - Wayne Dyer 1940 -
“When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.” - Wayne Dyer 1940 -
“Whatever we think about and thank about we bring about.” - John Demartini
“What you resist persists.” - Carl Jung 1875-1961
“All power is from within and is therefore under our control” - Robert Collier 1885-1950
“All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force… We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent Mind. This Mind is the matrix of all matter.” - Max Planck (Nobel Prize in Physics 1918)
“Until one is committed there is hesitating, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth, the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans. That the moment one definitely commits oneself, Providence moves, too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one’s favor all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance which no man could have dreamed would have come his way.” - John Wolfgang Goethe 1749 - 1832
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
The secret
Wad i am posting is call The Secret: Law Of Attraction
Hope ppl who visit my blog will benefit too ... cos shu yan put the link there i doubt ppl will be bother to click and read it
Money
Money is magnetic energy. You are a magnet attracting to you all things, via the signal you are emitting through your thoughts and feelings.
To become a powerful money magnet:
Be clear about the amount of money you want to receive. State it and intend it! Don’t think about how much you can earn, but how much you want to receive.
Fall in love with money. Most people do not love money, because they always feel that they don't have enough of it.
Visualize and imagine yourself spending all the money you want, as though you have it already.
Speak, act, and think from the mindset of being wealthy now. Eliminate thoughts and words of lack such as "I can't afford it", "It is too expensive".
Do not speak or think of the lack of money for a single second.
Be grateful for the money you have. Appreciate it as you touch it.
Make lists of all the things you will buy with an abundance of money.
Do whatever it takes for you to feel wealthy.
Affirm to yourself every day that you have an abundance of money, and that it comes to you effortlessly.
Appreciate all the riches around you, including the riches of others. Look for wealth wherever you go, and appreciate it.
Be certain that money is coming to you.
Love yourself and know that you are deserving and worthy of an abundance of money.
Remind yourself everyday that you are a money magnet, and ask yourself often during the day, am I attracting money now or pushing it away with my thoughts?
Always, always pay yourself first from your wage, then pay your creditors. In that single act, you are telling the Universe that you are worthy and deserving of more.
Repeat over and over every day, "I am a money magnet and money comes to me effortlessly and easily."
Write out a check to yourself for the sum of money you would like to have and carry it in your wallet. Look at it often.
Do whatever it takes to feel good. The emotions of joy and happiness are powerful money magnets. Be happy now!
Love yourself!Wealth is a mindset. Money is literally attracted to you or repelled from you. It's all about how you think.
Relationships
You can completely transform any relationship, no matter what it's like right now.
Every single relationship you have is a reflection of how you feel inside about you. You are a magnet attracting to you all things, via the signal you are emitting through your thoughts and feelings. Every relationship you have and every interaction with every person, is a reflection of your own thoughts and feelings in that very moment.
To transform every single relationship you have in your life:
Fall in love with YOU!
Make lists of hundreds and hundreds of wonderful things about you. Keep adding to it every day.
Know that you are perfect. Do not think any negative thoughts about you.
Know that you are worthy and deserving of anything and everything you could possibly want in your life.
Focus on the wonderful things in every person. Look for only those things.
Do not blame or criticize anybody, ever.
Set an intention that you are going to see the best in everything and everyone.
Make your happiness the number one thing in your life. Happiness is an inside job.
Free yourself of the responsibility of trying to make other people happy. Respect and love them enough to allow them to take care of their own happiness.
Get your attention off those things in others that don't make you feel good.
Appreciate and love yourself in every moment you can.
Do not expect others to behave in a way you want, so you will be happy. Release yourself forevermore and know that you alone control your happiness and it is a choice, no matter what anyone else is doing.
Love and respect yourself completely.
Know that you are perfect right now
Health
You are a magnet attracting to you all things, via the signal you are emitting through your thoughts and feelings.
To open yourself up and become a powerful magnet to wellness and health from wherever you are now:
Love yourself! Deeply, profoundly! Make lists of all the wonderful things about you. Add to it every day.
Free yourself of any past resentments or disappointments you may be holding about you.
Let go of any and all resentments from the past you may be holding of everyone and everything.
See yourself as completely well in your mind and visualize yourself doing things in a complete state of perfect health.
Do not speak of your illness, or disease with others.
Love and appreciate everything and everyone, and especially yourself.
Know you have the power within you to heal yourself.
Never criticize or blame yourself or anyone else for anything.
Be grateful for the wellbeing that is coming to you.
See yourself as only well.
Be happy, knowing that in your state of happiness your body is healing itself.
As you appreciate, as you love, as you are happy, as you are grateful, you are summoning wellbeing and it is pouring through your body and disease is vanishing in the moment.
Laugh! Hire funny movies or recall any memories that make you laugh. Laugh your way back to health.
Make lists every day of all the things you are grateful for, including being grateful for your healing and complete wellbeing.
You must do whatever you can to remove your attention from disease.
Distract yourself from thoughts of disease, and put all of your focus and attention on doing things that make you feel good.
Make your happiness the number one thing in your life.
Resist nothing, love everything!
Know that there is no such thing as incurable.
As you love completely and feel the joy within you, disease cannot exist.
Know and accept that you are perfect as you are right now.
Hope ppl who visit my blog will benefit too ... cos shu yan put the link there i doubt ppl will be bother to click and read it
Money
Money is magnetic energy. You are a magnet attracting to you all things, via the signal you are emitting through your thoughts and feelings.
To become a powerful money magnet:
Be clear about the amount of money you want to receive. State it and intend it! Don’t think about how much you can earn, but how much you want to receive.
Fall in love with money. Most people do not love money, because they always feel that they don't have enough of it.
Visualize and imagine yourself spending all the money you want, as though you have it already.
Speak, act, and think from the mindset of being wealthy now. Eliminate thoughts and words of lack such as "I can't afford it", "It is too expensive".
Do not speak or think of the lack of money for a single second.
Be grateful for the money you have. Appreciate it as you touch it.
Make lists of all the things you will buy with an abundance of money.
Do whatever it takes for you to feel wealthy.
Affirm to yourself every day that you have an abundance of money, and that it comes to you effortlessly.
Appreciate all the riches around you, including the riches of others. Look for wealth wherever you go, and appreciate it.
Be certain that money is coming to you.
Love yourself and know that you are deserving and worthy of an abundance of money.
Remind yourself everyday that you are a money magnet, and ask yourself often during the day, am I attracting money now or pushing it away with my thoughts?
Always, always pay yourself first from your wage, then pay your creditors. In that single act, you are telling the Universe that you are worthy and deserving of more.
Repeat over and over every day, "I am a money magnet and money comes to me effortlessly and easily."
Write out a check to yourself for the sum of money you would like to have and carry it in your wallet. Look at it often.
Do whatever it takes to feel good. The emotions of joy and happiness are powerful money magnets. Be happy now!
Love yourself!Wealth is a mindset. Money is literally attracted to you or repelled from you. It's all about how you think.
Relationships
You can completely transform any relationship, no matter what it's like right now.
Every single relationship you have is a reflection of how you feel inside about you. You are a magnet attracting to you all things, via the signal you are emitting through your thoughts and feelings. Every relationship you have and every interaction with every person, is a reflection of your own thoughts and feelings in that very moment.
To transform every single relationship you have in your life:
Fall in love with YOU!
Make lists of hundreds and hundreds of wonderful things about you. Keep adding to it every day.
Know that you are perfect. Do not think any negative thoughts about you.
Know that you are worthy and deserving of anything and everything you could possibly want in your life.
Focus on the wonderful things in every person. Look for only those things.
Do not blame or criticize anybody, ever.
Set an intention that you are going to see the best in everything and everyone.
Make your happiness the number one thing in your life. Happiness is an inside job.
Free yourself of the responsibility of trying to make other people happy. Respect and love them enough to allow them to take care of their own happiness.
Get your attention off those things in others that don't make you feel good.
Appreciate and love yourself in every moment you can.
Do not expect others to behave in a way you want, so you will be happy. Release yourself forevermore and know that you alone control your happiness and it is a choice, no matter what anyone else is doing.
Love and respect yourself completely.
Know that you are perfect right now
Health
You are a magnet attracting to you all things, via the signal you are emitting through your thoughts and feelings.
To open yourself up and become a powerful magnet to wellness and health from wherever you are now:
Love yourself! Deeply, profoundly! Make lists of all the wonderful things about you. Add to it every day.
Free yourself of any past resentments or disappointments you may be holding about you.
Let go of any and all resentments from the past you may be holding of everyone and everything.
See yourself as completely well in your mind and visualize yourself doing things in a complete state of perfect health.
Do not speak of your illness, or disease with others.
Love and appreciate everything and everyone, and especially yourself.
Know you have the power within you to heal yourself.
Never criticize or blame yourself or anyone else for anything.
Be grateful for the wellbeing that is coming to you.
See yourself as only well.
Be happy, knowing that in your state of happiness your body is healing itself.
As you appreciate, as you love, as you are happy, as you are grateful, you are summoning wellbeing and it is pouring through your body and disease is vanishing in the moment.
Laugh! Hire funny movies or recall any memories that make you laugh. Laugh your way back to health.
Make lists every day of all the things you are grateful for, including being grateful for your healing and complete wellbeing.
You must do whatever you can to remove your attention from disease.
Distract yourself from thoughts of disease, and put all of your focus and attention on doing things that make you feel good.
Make your happiness the number one thing in your life.
Resist nothing, love everything!
Know that there is no such thing as incurable.
As you love completely and feel the joy within you, disease cannot exist.
Know and accept that you are perfect as you are right now.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
happening
alot of stuff happen this week ...
all cos of thoughts ... i wanna share this ..
spend 1.5 hr on this documentary movie
seriously it works for me ...
The Secret
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTE4MDYyMzY=.html
all cos of thoughts ... i wanna share this ..
spend 1.5 hr on this documentary movie
seriously it works for me ...
The Secret
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTE4MDYyMzY=.html
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
wahaha new post
new week
jus did a monday night duty haha
and ooo another monkey got caught ... a small male monkey sch de
wadever ...
ooo haha will have to thx to xw wh ks hc ct for their help in yuhua when i am not ard ... bo there are jr jy too but jus retire to books hehe ... and i will be not ard for another 3 more week till the end of nov ... sad hur ...
i bet i will have to spend my birthday rehersaling for the performance la ... cant be as bad as mine ... haha is ok ... i am ok not celebrating ... got present come in can le ... maybe shld suggest not to buy cake ... then accumulate the cake money into hong bao ... wahhaa good idea right ...
oo ya i always hold this idea in my head ... jus alot of ppl dun know cos i dun say ... those who gif up their time to lend me a helping hand ... i appreciate it and treasure it. to me my principle is if u gif me 1 i will double the worth back to u.. in many ways ... haha i bet most of u ppl dunno right ... but if u r bad to me ... u know wad will happen
ooo this christmas i will go shopping to buy present ... wahaha ... really hope i have the time to shop be4 christmas ... buy for who ... err ... if too many ppl to buy i think i jus buy my own can le ... wee .... thats the way ... haha lmao(pronounce as lao mao = old cat)
jus did a monday night duty haha
and ooo another monkey got caught ... a small male monkey sch de
wadever ...
ooo haha will have to thx to xw wh ks hc ct for their help in yuhua when i am not ard ... bo there are jr jy too but jus retire to books hehe ... and i will be not ard for another 3 more week till the end of nov ... sad hur ...
i bet i will have to spend my birthday rehersaling for the performance la ... cant be as bad as mine ... haha is ok ... i am ok not celebrating ... got present come in can le ... maybe shld suggest not to buy cake ... then accumulate the cake money into hong bao ... wahhaa good idea right ...
oo ya i always hold this idea in my head ... jus alot of ppl dun know cos i dun say ... those who gif up their time to lend me a helping hand ... i appreciate it and treasure it. to me my principle is if u gif me 1 i will double the worth back to u.. in many ways ... haha i bet most of u ppl dunno right ... but if u r bad to me ... u know wad will happen
ooo this christmas i will go shopping to buy present ... wahaha ... really hope i have the time to shop be4 christmas ... buy for who ... err ... if too many ppl to buy i think i jus buy my own can le ... wee .... thats the way ... haha lmao(pronounce as lao mao = old cat)
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
yuhua
haha yuhua recently facing manpower prob ...
some unexpected cos of studies...
lets start naming those help me out be4
shuyan (clash wif night class)
junyuan (clash wif final semester studies)
christian
koksiong
jeremy (clash wif final year studies)
jessen (serving ns)
choon hong (serving police and gf)(seems to forget abt us wushu le)
wei chong (studies and work i think)
herchuan
anthony (gota get his work rest)
haha then sometimes koksiong need ta rush proj and her chuan need to chiong his job or exam ..
haha wahahaha
power man ... last tue ... only i and her chuan solo killing ...
today will be xin wei koksiong and christian ... ooo i cant go cos of rehersal for asia on the edge ...
hai ...
is ok jus like economy ... there is ups and downs ... soon will be up again ... like shuyan and junyan gota finish this semester will be able to come back ... haha i hope so but junyuan got to find a proper job first or apply for uni at least ... haha
ooo i welcome ppl to come down yuhua to help me out and train after class for 30min by me ...
training devil ... haha
alright la ...really depends la ... but so to say ... in order to really have to capability to upgrade to red white ... must have leadership ... so u must go out and help out and learn more ...
i think for nyp currently only wei mum going out to help out more ... follow by corrine . jingting got go out and train ... n is improving while shi ping i HARDLY SEE her alot haha
then for the rest i think they jus leisure wushu ...
ooo since talking abt nyp wushu ... lets talk abt others ...
jiangda have been slacking alot lately ... becoming more and more stiff ... movement wise still quite alright ...
chiawei ...as always same prob never change ...
shuyan ... i dun really teach her alot ... normally i dump her to other coach to learn ...
wei chong ... recently hardly sees him alot but over all alright still got alot to work on ...
wen yi ... need to push himself harder ... cannot be satisfied wif wad he have already achieve only from there ppl sees ur effort then the water will start to flow
kok siong ... a balancer ... training mostly in yuhua and balancing his studies and wushu ... add oil
zhong min must really put in more effort
if got miss out who let me know
yr 1s ... if u r reading this blog ... be sure to put in more effort ... cos yr 1 is a year where we will see how well u perform ur character and interest and then from there on i will plan how to train u guys and wad type of path u shall take ...
this wed after u guys meeting during training i would want a individual meeting wif u guys ... for upcoming events ...
some unexpected cos of studies...
lets start naming those help me out be4
shuyan (clash wif night class)
junyuan (clash wif final semester studies)
christian
koksiong
jeremy (clash wif final year studies)
jessen (serving ns)
choon hong (serving police and gf)(seems to forget abt us wushu le)
wei chong (studies and work i think)
herchuan
anthony (gota get his work rest)
haha then sometimes koksiong need ta rush proj and her chuan need to chiong his job or exam ..
haha wahahaha
power man ... last tue ... only i and her chuan solo killing ...
today will be xin wei koksiong and christian ... ooo i cant go cos of rehersal for asia on the edge ...
hai ...
is ok jus like economy ... there is ups and downs ... soon will be up again ... like shuyan and junyan gota finish this semester will be able to come back ... haha i hope so but junyuan got to find a proper job first or apply for uni at least ... haha
ooo i welcome ppl to come down yuhua to help me out and train after class for 30min by me ...
training devil ... haha
alright la ...really depends la ... but so to say ... in order to really have to capability to upgrade to red white ... must have leadership ... so u must go out and help out and learn more ...
i think for nyp currently only wei mum going out to help out more ... follow by corrine . jingting got go out and train ... n is improving while shi ping i HARDLY SEE her alot haha
then for the rest i think they jus leisure wushu ...
ooo since talking abt nyp wushu ... lets talk abt others ...
jiangda have been slacking alot lately ... becoming more and more stiff ... movement wise still quite alright ...
chiawei ...as always same prob never change ...
shuyan ... i dun really teach her alot ... normally i dump her to other coach to learn ...
wei chong ... recently hardly sees him alot but over all alright still got alot to work on ...
wen yi ... need to push himself harder ... cannot be satisfied wif wad he have already achieve only from there ppl sees ur effort then the water will start to flow
kok siong ... a balancer ... training mostly in yuhua and balancing his studies and wushu ... add oil
zhong min must really put in more effort
if got miss out who let me know
yr 1s ... if u r reading this blog ... be sure to put in more effort ... cos yr 1 is a year where we will see how well u perform ur character and interest and then from there on i will plan how to train u guys and wad type of path u shall take ...
this wed after u guys meeting during training i would want a individual meeting wif u guys ... for upcoming events ...
monkey post again ...
yesterday caught another monkey again ... but this time is a male. .. then first monkey to be caught ... and is damn big in size . clever and fierce ... cos nid to transfer cage ma .. then the monkey refuse to go to the other cage la ... damn li hai la ... spend like 5 mins to push him thru using a stick ... haha
ooo card game news ... i think this month of nov very hard got time to play ... cos monday we spending time to do rehersal ... tue too ... i gota ask xin wei to help me out wif yuhua ... haha thx sis ...
later i might post sth emotional or rather motivational ...
ooo card game news ... i think this month of nov very hard got time to play ... cos monday we spending time to do rehersal ... tue too ... i gota ask xin wei to help me out wif yuhua ... haha thx sis ...
later i might post sth emotional or rather motivational ...
Friday, October 31, 2008
new games
haha wee ... bought runebound ... a rpg type of card game ... haha damn fun ... haha
then bought catan too ... going to collect the game later ... haha weee ...
now we got saboture, citadel, mag blast, bang(frens), runebound, catan ... haha
going to stop for now ... haha
althought there are good games like san juan, tickets to ride, porto rico, mall of horror, haha but wadever it is ,,, jus learn how to fully play the game smartly first ..
ooo duty last night ... haha having fun wif the monkey haha ..
shall update more abt the games ...
ooo my fen told me some funny jokes ..
1)
once there was sea war ... american warship wif japan submarine ... the jap sub fire a topedo at the americans, then the captain and the deputy captain spotted the attack and they calculated no matter how they move the ship, the torpedo will still hit them ... so the deputy captain told the captain ... since all got to die ... why not let the crew die luffing ... the captain think think abit and he agree.
so the captain when to the bunk . when he was outside he was wondering wad joke to tell ... then suddenly he tot of sth ... he strip himself nake then he open the door and shouted loudly ... when this ding dong of mine touched the wall on the other side ... this ship will blow, then he ran and truth enuff when his ding dong touch the wall ... it really exploded ...
lucky enuff the captain and the vice captain survived they was hanging on the a floating platform, then the deputy captain ask the captain wad joke he told them ... then the captain told him his story ..
after listening the story, the deputy told the captain:" u better be careful wif that ding dong of urs, cos the torpedo miss the ship"
the end ... haha got another 2 more ... one is cant be told here, the other i forget le ... haha
then bought catan too ... going to collect the game later ... haha weee ...
now we got saboture, citadel, mag blast, bang(frens), runebound, catan ... haha
going to stop for now ... haha
althought there are good games like san juan, tickets to ride, porto rico, mall of horror, haha but wadever it is ,,, jus learn how to fully play the game smartly first ..
ooo duty last night ... haha having fun wif the monkey haha ..
shall update more abt the games ...
ooo my fen told me some funny jokes ..
1)
once there was sea war ... american warship wif japan submarine ... the jap sub fire a topedo at the americans, then the captain and the deputy captain spotted the attack and they calculated no matter how they move the ship, the torpedo will still hit them ... so the deputy captain told the captain ... since all got to die ... why not let the crew die luffing ... the captain think think abit and he agree.
so the captain when to the bunk . when he was outside he was wondering wad joke to tell ... then suddenly he tot of sth ... he strip himself nake then he open the door and shouted loudly ... when this ding dong of mine touched the wall on the other side ... this ship will blow, then he ran and truth enuff when his ding dong touch the wall ... it really exploded ...
lucky enuff the captain and the vice captain survived they was hanging on the a floating platform, then the deputy captain ask the captain wad joke he told them ... then the captain told him his story ..
after listening the story, the deputy told the captain:" u better be careful wif that ding dong of urs, cos the torpedo miss the ship"
the end ... haha got another 2 more ... one is cant be told here, the other i forget le ... haha
Thursday, October 23, 2008
again
fourth monkey tio caught yesterday ... total 3 pregnent monkey ... so 7 life gone in total ...
so so sad
our boss is a murder ... hai ....was to do ... he is protected by the green ... haha lol
okok i finally finish watching feng yun ... now watching yi tian tu long ji ... haha ... but hur got work to rush ..
but still slack ...
ooo as for joke ... lazy to think and rememeber ... okok tonight going to do duty ... going soon ... gd bye
so so sad
our boss is a murder ... hai ....was to do ... he is protected by the green ... haha lol
okok i finally finish watching feng yun ... now watching yi tian tu long ji ... haha ... but hur got work to rush ..
but still slack ...
ooo as for joke ... lazy to think and rememeber ... okok tonight going to do duty ... going soon ... gd bye
Thursday, October 16, 2008
monkeymonkey
today the third monkey got caught ... thx to the self improve trap by the trainees ...
first 2 are from another place de ... super stupid ... first one was preg wif baby inside ...
todays is schs monkey ... haha female also ... very big in size de ... haha fearful de ...
ooo our cookhse got cage de ma ... then today the very fierce de monkey together wif 2 more buddies ... damn smart ... sit outside the metal gate ... like waiting for ppl to feed it ... then it attacking ppl walk pass ... got a female dxo nearly got attack ... ... phew ... haha lucky her ... if not tio gang ... haha ... she wearing skirt somemore ... haha i got run towards her to help her ... but she fast enuff to get into the car ... so ok ... safe ... haha
that fierce and clever monkey shld be caught by the ava ppl la ... hai ... 3 live put to slp ... sob sad ... pray for them for better live next live ...
and ooo tonight got to do duty ... sian man ...but tml fri .... good thing ... morning can slp also ... haha cheers ...
first 2 are from another place de ... super stupid ... first one was preg wif baby inside ...
todays is schs monkey ... haha female also ... very big in size de ... haha fearful de ...
ooo our cookhse got cage de ma ... then today the very fierce de monkey together wif 2 more buddies ... damn smart ... sit outside the metal gate ... like waiting for ppl to feed it ... then it attacking ppl walk pass ... got a female dxo nearly got attack ... ... phew ... haha lucky her ... if not tio gang ... haha ... she wearing skirt somemore ... haha i got run towards her to help her ... but she fast enuff to get into the car ... so ok ... safe ... haha
that fierce and clever monkey shld be caught by the ava ppl la ... hai ... 3 live put to slp ... sob sad ... pray for them for better live next live ...
and ooo tonight got to do duty ... sian man ...but tml fri .... good thing ... morning can slp also ... haha cheers ...
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
tio complain
haha i kanna complain by eric .. for not updating my blog ...
haha not dun hav joke ... is lazy use brain ... cos recently i addicted to feng yun show
watching online ... haha so ya ... now updating .. is cos it is still loading ...
haha yesterday go mri scan for my leg ....
the leg got a alittle bit dumb ... weird weird feeling ... haha
then can rest ... and cannot move
then after scan ... dear say wanna go shopping at her own road ...
i am king so she is queen ... her road means her way
so we shopping at queensway ...
then after that go eat xin wang ... haha
the curry chicken noodle still good ... haha but dear de eel noodle the eel is imbal la ...
haha ... ooo night card game was interesting ... i added in my own bang expansion set ... haha make the game more longer haha lol .more draggy ...diao
haha not dun hav joke ... is lazy use brain ... cos recently i addicted to feng yun show
watching online ... haha so ya ... now updating .. is cos it is still loading ...
haha yesterday go mri scan for my leg ....
the leg got a alittle bit dumb ... weird weird feeling ... haha
then can rest ... and cannot move
then after scan ... dear say wanna go shopping at her own road ...
i am king so she is queen ... her road means her way
so we shopping at queensway ...
then after that go eat xin wang ... haha
the curry chicken noodle still good ... haha but dear de eel noodle the eel is imbal la ...
haha ... ooo night card game was interesting ... i added in my own bang expansion set ... haha make the game more longer haha lol .more draggy ...diao
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
wahaha wonderful day
yo today boss not ard then yesterday MC
morning super sian got to queue. then the female doc young and inexp ..
the nail poke my eye lid so so pain la ... na bei ...
open eye open eye ... u try have the light shine directly on ur focus point la ...
but afternoon was nice ... i eat chicken rice then slp ... then wake up ... eat good food and go play card game ... yeah ... the card game was damn fun today ... got new game ...
so far i collected
sabotuer
citadel
magblast
bang coming soon ...
haha
wondering if i shld get settlers of catan wif expansion cos it cost 85 bucks man ...
ex ....
ooo well weekends for me is the same ... sian ... but alright la hur ... sun night got play bball ... then go pray pray ... haha
as for joke ....
why female superior are so irritating as they keep ask u wad u doing ... when finishing ur work and stuff ...
cos male is call boss ... female is call bossy ... as in like missy ... ... thats why female boss are so irritating anf bossy ... haha
okok this is a bad joke ...
i will apologise to the famale and beg...
i say :"female pls do not put the trigger on me"
female:"okok i dun pull, i will release"
i say:" ArgHHHHHHH"
morning super sian got to queue. then the female doc young and inexp ..
the nail poke my eye lid so so pain la ... na bei ...
open eye open eye ... u try have the light shine directly on ur focus point la ...
but afternoon was nice ... i eat chicken rice then slp ... then wake up ... eat good food and go play card game ... yeah ... the card game was damn fun today ... got new game ...
so far i collected
sabotuer
citadel
magblast
bang coming soon ...
haha
wondering if i shld get settlers of catan wif expansion cos it cost 85 bucks man ...
ex ....
ooo well weekends for me is the same ... sian ... but alright la hur ... sun night got play bball ... then go pray pray ... haha
as for joke ....
why female superior are so irritating as they keep ask u wad u doing ... when finishing ur work and stuff ...
cos male is call boss ... female is call bossy ... as in like missy ... ... thats why female boss are so irritating anf bossy ... haha
okok this is a bad joke ...
i will apologise to the famale and beg...
i say :"female pls do not put the trigger on me"
female:"okok i dun pull, i will release"
i say:" ArgHHHHHHH"
Friday, October 3, 2008
yo
yo my blog is not dead ... jus busy visiting lychee fruit is the hospital ... then after that furneral for lychee ...
is ok i resurrect lychee become zombie lychee ...
haha lol ...
okok joke joke
One day father chimney(monkey) tell son chimney
You are to young to get smoking ...
hahahaha ..
er ... lame la hur ... okok this few days damn shoik ...
wed holiday basketball ...
haha jingfu took cab down ... haha so touch ...
then the b ball is hell lots of fun man ... haha ...
will have one more session soon ba ...
ooo guys and gals from wushu ....
on dec 7 3 to 5 pm there will be a laser quest ... each game depending on how many ppl go will range from 2.5 to 3.5 bucks ...
30 and above ppl is 2.5 bucks for 10 mins(can die le)
21 to 29 is 3 bucks
21 and below is 3.5 bucks ...
haha so ya will arrange will ya guys again ....
is ok i resurrect lychee become zombie lychee ...
haha lol ...
okok joke joke
One day father chimney(monkey) tell son chimney
You are to young to get smoking ...
hahahaha ..
er ... lame la hur ... okok this few days damn shoik ...
wed holiday basketball ...
haha jingfu took cab down ... haha so touch ...
then the b ball is hell lots of fun man ... haha ...
will have one more session soon ba ...
ooo guys and gals from wushu ....
on dec 7 3 to 5 pm there will be a laser quest ... each game depending on how many ppl go will range from 2.5 to 3.5 bucks ...
30 and above ppl is 2.5 bucks for 10 mins(can die le)
21 to 29 is 3 bucks
21 and below is 3.5 bucks ...
haha so ya will arrange will ya guys again ....
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
power joke
This is a story joke...
Long time ago ah beng and boyboy dont really like each other. they are like enemy. But after 10 years of seperation, they got a class gathering. When they meet up, is like nth bad has happen before.
Boyboy is a successful business man while ah beng is still an ah beng la ...
then boyboy was chatting wif ah beng when he suddenly ask ah beng.
:" Hey beng i now planning to do a very big business, since u nth much to do, want to be my business shareholder??"
Ah beng:" i bo lui(money)"
Boyboy:" is ok for u starting free"
Ah beng:" steady bomp pee pee"
Boyboy:" lets go"
so boyboy took ahbeng along, then halfway
boyboy say:" u wait here i go toilet"
10 mins later.
boyboy came out and say to ah beng
:" stretch out ur hand"
then boyboy place a pile of shit on ah beng's hand
there u go. ah beng say:" wth"
boyboy say:" i say i doing big business ma, wad u holding is ur share of by business, there u go ... SHAREHOLDER"
Long time ago ah beng and boyboy dont really like each other. they are like enemy. But after 10 years of seperation, they got a class gathering. When they meet up, is like nth bad has happen before.
Boyboy is a successful business man while ah beng is still an ah beng la ...
then boyboy was chatting wif ah beng when he suddenly ask ah beng.
:" Hey beng i now planning to do a very big business, since u nth much to do, want to be my business shareholder??"
Ah beng:" i bo lui(money)"
Boyboy:" is ok for u starting free"
Ah beng:" steady bomp pee pee"
Boyboy:" lets go"
so boyboy took ahbeng along, then halfway
boyboy say:" u wait here i go toilet"
10 mins later.
boyboy came out and say to ah beng
:" stretch out ur hand"
then boyboy place a pile of shit on ah beng's hand
there u go. ah beng say:" wth"
boyboy say:" i say i doing big business ma, wad u holding is ur share of by business, there u go ... SHAREHOLDER"
Thursday, September 18, 2008
kk post post
wow haha alot of bdays going on man ...
wed celebrated twice haha lol ... but ok la ... get to play basketball which is quite fun ... haha
after watching the show hot shot...
ooo my army fren going for ops now ... guess wad he going to cut off his mushroom growing on his stomach ... haha lol ... funny man ... haha but ok la ... wish his well ...
alright ... jokes
1) When face with a tiger, wad do u say to him ??
Ans: meow
2) When a tiger attack u ... wad do u do ???
Ans: meow ??? nono wrong ... is kick him in the arse ...
3) How to not get arrow to do shit work in workplace ???
Ans: make sure u r the one aiming.
4) Why when u eat tiger or rat meat ... u will go nerdy ???
Ans: cos got the sone lau hu, lau shu, sa sa de bu qing chu( tiger, rat blur blur till no idea)
5) How to survive in the jungle ???
Ans: make sure ur heart is beating
6) If u r dying, n given one wish before ur last breath, wad will ur wish be?
Ans: go heaven ??? nah ... the wish shld be ... i want to live like when i am 16 yrs old again ...
7) Wad happen when a merchant get assasinated ??
Ans: Merchandies .... merchan dies
8) Wad happen to the assasin after the assasination finish ???
Ans: End turn la, next will be the thief... haha pai seh ... this joke is meant for citadel players ...
9) In the older cowboy days, how those cowboy duel in a gun fight ??
Ans: They use bang cards. Haha this joke also meant for bang card game players.
10) Wad happen when an old man hearts stop beating ?
Ans: Sch holiday ... my army joke ... psps .
wed celebrated twice haha lol ... but ok la ... get to play basketball which is quite fun ... haha
after watching the show hot shot...
ooo my army fren going for ops now ... guess wad he going to cut off his mushroom growing on his stomach ... haha lol ... funny man ... haha but ok la ... wish his well ...
alright ... jokes
1) When face with a tiger, wad do u say to him ??
Ans: meow
2) When a tiger attack u ... wad do u do ???
Ans: meow ??? nono wrong ... is kick him in the arse ...
3) How to not get arrow to do shit work in workplace ???
Ans: make sure u r the one aiming.
4) Why when u eat tiger or rat meat ... u will go nerdy ???
Ans: cos got the sone lau hu, lau shu, sa sa de bu qing chu( tiger, rat blur blur till no idea)
5) How to survive in the jungle ???
Ans: make sure ur heart is beating
6) If u r dying, n given one wish before ur last breath, wad will ur wish be?
Ans: go heaven ??? nah ... the wish shld be ... i want to live like when i am 16 yrs old again ...
7) Wad happen when a merchant get assasinated ??
Ans: Merchandies .... merchan dies
8) Wad happen to the assasin after the assasination finish ???
Ans: End turn la, next will be the thief... haha pai seh ... this joke is meant for citadel players ...
9) In the older cowboy days, how those cowboy duel in a gun fight ??
Ans: They use bang cards. Haha this joke also meant for bang card game players.
10) Wad happen when an old man hearts stop beating ?
Ans: Sch holiday ... my army joke ... psps .
Friday, September 12, 2008
happenings
wahaha this few days alot of happening ...
i bought a card game call saboteur
then order citadel mag blast...
sad bang is out of print ... till next year then got ...
then buy le ... we go mac play the new bought card
then on youku i finish watching
倩女幽魂
still watching
蓝球火
and
本草药王 or also call 本草钢木
haha all nice show ... lol ...
luo zhi xiang got a joke ...
why superman fly wif one hand in front straighten ??
Ans: cos the other hand holding his working bag ... haha
i bought a card game call saboteur
then order citadel mag blast...
sad bang is out of print ... till next year then got ...
then buy le ... we go mac play the new bought card
then on youku i finish watching
倩女幽魂
still watching
蓝球火
and
本草药王 or also call 本草钢木
haha all nice show ... lol ...
luo zhi xiang got a joke ...
why superman fly wif one hand in front straighten ??
Ans: cos the other hand holding his working bag ... haha
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
topic 2 years in green
If u r not interested in real life stories then skip this part ...
okok alot of adults say since no matter wad u going to spend ur 2 yrs in green, why not make full use of this period and treat it like a work place and perform ur best.
but the truth is, a den without a gd head will never get his body to perform his best.
so in order for displine to be instill in a gentle manner, there must be a good head so the body will listen.
if there isnt a good head there must be strict displine and punishment, which is also like harsh environment, with harsh env the body will have to follow the head instruction in order to survive.
is simple ... u cant call a hand to get the leg to stand up again and continue walking or stop playing. but the hand can only help the leg to massage its tired leg or beat the leg to stop but still cant the choice is still up to the leg... unless the heads comes in ... e.g. is u keep on sitting ... u will have to kneel for 1 hr. this is strict displine...
But is the head is also a good and respected one ... jus a word from him ... hey everyone move on together ... ta da ... everybody follows ...
a also a green man ... i am those where i will fight to my death for a good head ... so if i meet a bad head ... i will jus not care but sometimes for the sake for the other limbs, will have to be more alert. is hard to tell a tired leg to never rest and slack ... is jus when ... when the head is sleeping (on leave or wad) ...
if there is another unfamiliar man ard ... the hand and leg must auto ... if not the other man will complain to the sleeping head ... then this is where the neck suffer. which is the management team the transfer heads command to the limbs ...
so an organisation is jus like a body ... if one insist on his idea ... and dun allow the other to fully speak this is call stubborn looking down on others(cos u think they sure to be wrong cos in my shoe my view shld be right) ... thats wad i learn from my past mistake ...
but is not wrong to do that ... cos in this world ... the fittest survives ... everyone first live for their own ... thinks for themself ... so i wont blame ppl for not being thoughtful or being selfish.
cos thats is call human ... u can complain abt others ... but think ... wad abt urself ... how much better are u then them ... r u sure u r better ... r u sure but the time when they are at ur age ... they wont be better then current u...
**********shall comment no further************
okok yesterday i played two card games with my wushu frens ... zw lc ws ml hc.
we played citadelles and bang ... courtesy of au and loo ... thx for lending ...
the game wad fun ... haha ... everyone enjoyed ... and we suggested that we can play card games as outing or staying over at ppls hse ... haha or go mind cafe for gathering . wahaha ...
ooo i think i have change ...
season mood swing ...
cos i now not really into jokes ... kind of bored of it ...
maybe i shld say ... is jus a 3 min adrenline rush for a joke blog ...
ai ya i am like this ... cos this type of passion will not last cos i choose not to last ...
but rather ... maybe blogging ba ... which i not really into ... after i ord ... cos i wont really be bother ...
making money comes first ...
sentence for today ...
Never underestimate anyone. u never know wad this person has and how he will develop himself into ...
okok alot of adults say since no matter wad u going to spend ur 2 yrs in green, why not make full use of this period and treat it like a work place and perform ur best.
but the truth is, a den without a gd head will never get his body to perform his best.
so in order for displine to be instill in a gentle manner, there must be a good head so the body will listen.
if there isnt a good head there must be strict displine and punishment, which is also like harsh environment, with harsh env the body will have to follow the head instruction in order to survive.
is simple ... u cant call a hand to get the leg to stand up again and continue walking or stop playing. but the hand can only help the leg to massage its tired leg or beat the leg to stop but still cant the choice is still up to the leg... unless the heads comes in ... e.g. is u keep on sitting ... u will have to kneel for 1 hr. this is strict displine...
But is the head is also a good and respected one ... jus a word from him ... hey everyone move on together ... ta da ... everybody follows ...
a also a green man ... i am those where i will fight to my death for a good head ... so if i meet a bad head ... i will jus not care but sometimes for the sake for the other limbs, will have to be more alert. is hard to tell a tired leg to never rest and slack ... is jus when ... when the head is sleeping (on leave or wad) ...
if there is another unfamiliar man ard ... the hand and leg must auto ... if not the other man will complain to the sleeping head ... then this is where the neck suffer. which is the management team the transfer heads command to the limbs ...
so an organisation is jus like a body ... if one insist on his idea ... and dun allow the other to fully speak this is call stubborn looking down on others(cos u think they sure to be wrong cos in my shoe my view shld be right) ... thats wad i learn from my past mistake ...
but is not wrong to do that ... cos in this world ... the fittest survives ... everyone first live for their own ... thinks for themself ... so i wont blame ppl for not being thoughtful or being selfish.
cos thats is call human ... u can complain abt others ... but think ... wad abt urself ... how much better are u then them ... r u sure u r better ... r u sure but the time when they are at ur age ... they wont be better then current u...
**********shall comment no further************
okok yesterday i played two card games with my wushu frens ... zw lc ws ml hc.
we played citadelles and bang ... courtesy of au and loo ... thx for lending ...
the game wad fun ... haha ... everyone enjoyed ... and we suggested that we can play card games as outing or staying over at ppls hse ... haha or go mind cafe for gathering . wahaha ...
ooo i think i have change ...
season mood swing ...
cos i now not really into jokes ... kind of bored of it ...
maybe i shld say ... is jus a 3 min adrenline rush for a joke blog ...
ai ya i am like this ... cos this type of passion will not last cos i choose not to last ...
but rather ... maybe blogging ba ... which i not really into ... after i ord ... cos i wont really be bother ...
making money comes first ...
sentence for today ...
Never underestimate anyone. u never know wad this person has and how he will develop himself into ...
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
bored tired and unmotivated
joke joke com com
1)
wad living things had no opening hole pores on it ???
Ans: Seal,( cos seal le ma haha)
2)
In every marriage, who is the most important??
Ans: Mary( cos would u marry me)
3)
When u get married and has a infant ... wad do u call that ??
Ans: lamb, cos mary have a little lamb little lamb little lamb(marry and have a little lamb)
4)
Guess an item, a boiling kettle steaming making the sound pu pu puuuu
Ans: cataput(dun know how to spell la ... but is kettle put)
5)
this one happen yesterday while we were eating ... we order e mian then i dun want meat ... so i order in chinese ...
the a malaysian waitress delivery the food ... she go calling:" e mian you luo"(meaning noodles wif meat, luo mean meat)
then i ask my fren to take out her tissue cos the gravy is flowing out .,..
cos the waitress got the accent and sound like noodle got flow out
ooo luo mean flow drip overflow ... meaning liquid coming out of a container...
raining outside and tired cant really think ... haha
1)
wad living things had no opening hole pores on it ???
Ans: Seal,( cos seal le ma haha)
2)
In every marriage, who is the most important??
Ans: Mary( cos would u marry me)
3)
When u get married and has a infant ... wad do u call that ??
Ans: lamb, cos mary have a little lamb little lamb little lamb(marry and have a little lamb)
4)
Guess an item, a boiling kettle steaming making the sound pu pu puuuu
Ans: cataput(dun know how to spell la ... but is kettle put)
5)
this one happen yesterday while we were eating ... we order e mian then i dun want meat ... so i order in chinese ...
the a malaysian waitress delivery the food ... she go calling:" e mian you luo"(meaning noodles wif meat, luo mean meat)
then i ask my fren to take out her tissue cos the gravy is flowing out .,..
cos the waitress got the accent and sound like noodle got flow out
ooo luo mean flow drip overflow ... meaning liquid coming out of a container...
raining outside and tired cant really think ... haha
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
so long no post ...
wahaha on the 30th of aug ... wahaha so take cover for ziwei for the lion dance ... tmd ...
walk as lion leg for like 45 mins ... bending my back ... wa super tired ... like from sauna like that ... haha ...
then plus drumming ... then fun ...
then here cums 31 of aug ...
at the start preparation was in a chaos ...
haha i nid to do balloon ... then discover balloon not enuff ... then at the start abit lost skill ...
then at the back ... better le ... wif jinfu and shun long arriving haha then balloon was smooth ... and nice ... great ... then got one part hanging of balloon i climb up the ladder till the top of the ladder then bloody hell the ladder top platform will move de la ... so scary ...
kk then preparation mostly completely ... then rehersal ... haha got alot of cheers ... haha ... lol ..
then the actual de ... the event abit jump up ... but dun really haf choice ... cos of the vip arrival timing .... when he arrive and speech .. heres the fun part ...
dance ... fun and excited .... haha the effort not gone to waste ... the dancing was a nice and well ... nice job done by everyone ... jus think back ... how much time we spend researching and learning our own ... trying out this and that ... haha ... lucky all got wushu background ... so dancing and memorising was not difficult ...
then the mime act ... haha yeah ... wad i can say is .... me and choon hong did well ... smooth and funny .... weee ... then the magic show ... was good . expect one of the magic table ... a kid ran into it and spoilt it ... cos 4 digit ok ... then the long waiting wushu ... haha
overall the critics is thumbs up for performance ... food wise i think was alright nia ....
some were asking next year got ma ... err ...the thing is very tired in preparing de... the cmpt and dinner shack me out le ... both were successful event ...
finally claps to all who came, contributed, supported, sponsers ...
thx to everyones effort be it big or small ... all of us did well ...
dewu family ... haha yeah ...
ooo on monday .... went chinese garden again ... but not to lioning ... is to play wif alot of kids ... haha
fun filled night ... i love the bump bump car ... very long no play le ... play till damn shoik la ... haha but to when i was a kid ... ooo then they got play a bouncer slide ... lychee this big kid say she never play before then she play till worst that a pri sch kid la ... hello sec 3 leh ...
haha lol ...
tired of writing la ... writing no longer my blogging pattern ... but princess lycheee insist i must write ... so no choice ... got a few nice joke ... but forget le ... will try to remember then post tml ... k ... tata look forward ...
walk as lion leg for like 45 mins ... bending my back ... wa super tired ... like from sauna like that ... haha ...
then plus drumming ... then fun ...
then here cums 31 of aug ...
at the start preparation was in a chaos ...
haha i nid to do balloon ... then discover balloon not enuff ... then at the start abit lost skill ...
then at the back ... better le ... wif jinfu and shun long arriving haha then balloon was smooth ... and nice ... great ... then got one part hanging of balloon i climb up the ladder till the top of the ladder then bloody hell the ladder top platform will move de la ... so scary ...
kk then preparation mostly completely ... then rehersal ... haha got alot of cheers ... haha ... lol ..
then the actual de ... the event abit jump up ... but dun really haf choice ... cos of the vip arrival timing .... when he arrive and speech .. heres the fun part ...
dance ... fun and excited .... haha the effort not gone to waste ... the dancing was a nice and well ... nice job done by everyone ... jus think back ... how much time we spend researching and learning our own ... trying out this and that ... haha ... lucky all got wushu background ... so dancing and memorising was not difficult ...
then the mime act ... haha yeah ... wad i can say is .... me and choon hong did well ... smooth and funny .... weee ... then the magic show ... was good . expect one of the magic table ... a kid ran into it and spoilt it ... cos 4 digit ok ... then the long waiting wushu ... haha
overall the critics is thumbs up for performance ... food wise i think was alright nia ....
some were asking next year got ma ... err ...the thing is very tired in preparing de... the cmpt and dinner shack me out le ... both were successful event ...
finally claps to all who came, contributed, supported, sponsers ...
thx to everyones effort be it big or small ... all of us did well ...
dewu family ... haha yeah ...
ooo on monday .... went chinese garden again ... but not to lioning ... is to play wif alot of kids ... haha
fun filled night ... i love the bump bump car ... very long no play le ... play till damn shoik la ... haha but to when i was a kid ... ooo then they got play a bouncer slide ... lychee this big kid say she never play before then she play till worst that a pri sch kid la ... hello sec 3 leh ...
haha lol ...
tired of writing la ... writing no longer my blogging pattern ... but princess lycheee insist i must write ... so no choice ... got a few nice joke ... but forget le ... will try to remember then post tml ... k ... tata look forward ...
Thursday, August 28, 2008
rainy day
wa thur rainy day ... so shoik to slp for duty rest ... i hope fri is like that too after everyone get to camp ... so no nid go in the rain to open door ... then eat hot mee ... wa shoik ...
Wed night at nyp doing dancing ... not bad la got improvement ...
jus hope that no matter on that day we perform good or bad pls appreciate man ... cos we put in alot of effort in this dance man ...
haha
got some nice quotes
dun get too piss off at someone ... dun gif him ur attentation ... not worth
one shld see the process of change rather than snapshots
Life is like a seesaw, therefore one can never stand alone and get to the top. So dun be a loner selfish and wadever lone things u can think of ...
Wed night at nyp doing dancing ... not bad la got improvement ...
jus hope that no matter on that day we perform good or bad pls appreciate man ... cos we put in alot of effort in this dance man ...
haha
got some nice quotes
dun get too piss off at someone ... dun gif him ur attentation ... not worth
one shld see the process of change rather than snapshots
Life is like a seesaw, therefore one can never stand alone and get to the top. So dun be a loner selfish and wadever lone things u can think of ...
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
tue event
haha yo today nice day.. morning go camp slack ...
haha ...
afternoon rest eye half an hour till 130 then citadelles till like going home ...
damn shoik ...
wad is citadelles ... they got online game de ...
can go http://citadellesjavagame.free.fr/
or jus type citadelles.nethaha is a very fun game ...
mayb i will start investing in card games ... hai see first la hur ...
haha ...ooo one nice joke happening in camp ...
when we were packing we at room 1 then suddenly got a very strong fart or shit smell and it stink the entire room..
then we run to room 4 then when then lobo(guy on duty to clear rubbish) walk into the room...
the room stink again ...
wa very stinky la ...
then later i go toilet ...
the whole toilet stink and he is washing inside the cubicle ...
haha jus imagine we were like who fart who fart then go running to another room ...
then got another fren spam the perfume on the entire room 1 la ...
haha diao loh ...
haha kk joke...
1)
Wad do u call a bird that swim.
Ans: Penguin
2)
Wad do u call a bird that writes a letter??
Ans: Penguin(u know pen guin... got pen)
3)
Which bird drinks beer and forget to bring his wallet??
Ans: Penguin(u know the caslberg advertisement, sry i dun drink so i dunno how to spell the beer name)
4)
Wad do u call a bird that doesnt fly??
Ans: Ostrich(cum on if u choose penguin, gif it a break man ... already 3 penguin ... be more creative)
5)
Ostrich got a relative guess who??
Clue. it grew up mostly on the trees in rainforest sometimes on the ground.
Ans: Ostrich fern, also call shuttercock fern. if u dunno wad is ostrich fern see thishttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich_fern
haha ...
afternoon rest eye half an hour till 130 then citadelles till like going home ...
damn shoik ...
wad is citadelles ... they got online game de ...
can go http://citadellesjavagame.free.fr/
or jus type citadelles.nethaha is a very fun game ...
mayb i will start investing in card games ... hai see first la hur ...
haha ...ooo one nice joke happening in camp ...
when we were packing we at room 1 then suddenly got a very strong fart or shit smell and it stink the entire room..
then we run to room 4 then when then lobo(guy on duty to clear rubbish) walk into the room...
the room stink again ...
wa very stinky la ...
then later i go toilet ...
the whole toilet stink and he is washing inside the cubicle ...
haha jus imagine we were like who fart who fart then go running to another room ...
then got another fren spam the perfume on the entire room 1 la ...
haha diao loh ...
haha kk joke...
1)
Wad do u call a bird that swim.
Ans: Penguin
2)
Wad do u call a bird that writes a letter??
Ans: Penguin(u know pen guin... got pen)
3)
Which bird drinks beer and forget to bring his wallet??
Ans: Penguin(u know the caslberg advertisement, sry i dun drink so i dunno how to spell the beer name)
4)
Wad do u call a bird that doesnt fly??
Ans: Ostrich(cum on if u choose penguin, gif it a break man ... already 3 penguin ... be more creative)
5)
Ostrich got a relative guess who??
Clue. it grew up mostly on the trees in rainforest sometimes on the ground.
Ans: Ostrich fern, also call shuttercock fern. if u dunno wad is ostrich fern see thishttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich_fern
Monday, August 25, 2008
tired jokes
1)
Wad type of sweets do they gif to student during assembly in sch hall?
Ans: Halls
2)
Wad type of sweet to teachers?
Ans:Mentos(cos mentor)
3)
In olympics, how do u beat someone at the top position?
Ans: Use a ladder
4)
How to kill a bird in 25 ways?
Ans: Use 25 different weapon ... diao ..
kk today v tired... haha lack of creativity ... haha
Wad type of sweets do they gif to student during assembly in sch hall?
Ans: Halls
2)
Wad type of sweet to teachers?
Ans:Mentos(cos mentor)
3)
In olympics, how do u beat someone at the top position?
Ans: Use a ladder
4)
How to kill a bird in 25 ways?
Ans: Use 25 different weapon ... diao ..
kk today v tired... haha lack of creativity ... haha
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
yo joke
yo sry guys, haha i am back .. today went to tuas for to gif lesson. so no access to computer...
kk here are the jokes man.
1)(from mr chew)
Why is the tibits maggie the monster on the cover a female?
Ans: Cos the tibits is call mummy. so is a female. (diao loh)
2)
Why is the world so small???
Ans: Cos i never increase the font size.
3)
How can a giraffe lick the bottom of the legs?
Ans: Ask another giraffe to lick la. i did not say their own legs.
4)
Cats kick sand onto their shit, after business, so after u finish ur big business, how u clean up ur shit??
Ans: ooo u r disgusting if u say use ur hand or toilet paper or wash, cos i clean my ass and flush my shit.
5)
Why humans can never fly??
Ans: Cos humans got leg.
kk here are the jokes man.
1)(from mr chew)
Why is the tibits maggie the monster on the cover a female?
Ans: Cos the tibits is call mummy. so is a female. (diao loh)
2)
Why is the world so small???
Ans: Cos i never increase the font size.
3)
How can a giraffe lick the bottom of the legs?
Ans: Ask another giraffe to lick la. i did not say their own legs.
4)
Cats kick sand onto their shit, after business, so after u finish ur big business, how u clean up ur shit??
Ans: ooo u r disgusting if u say use ur hand or toilet paper or wash, cos i clean my ass and flush my shit.
5)
Why humans can never fly??
Ans: Cos humans got leg.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Worth reading one more time
> 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
> 我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。
>
> 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
> 沒有男人或女人是值得你為他流眼淚，值得的那一位，不會要你哭。
>
> 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
> 那人不是你所想般愛你，但不代表那人不是全心全意地愛你。
>
> 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
> 一個真正的朋友是向著你伸手，觸動你心靈的人。
>
> 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
> 掛念一個人最差的方式，就是你坐在他身旁，而知道你不能擁有他。
>
> 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
> 就算你不快樂也不要皺眉，因為你永不知道誰會愛上你的笑容。
>
> 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
> 在世界裡你可能只是某人，但對某人你可能是全世界。
>
> 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
> 不要花時間在一個不會花時間在你身上的人。
>
> 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
> 可能神要我們在遇到那位對的人之前先遇上一些錯的人，讓我們遇到那位對先生/對小姐時懂得珍惜。
>
> 10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
> 不要因為完結而哭，要為曾經發生而微笑。
>
> 11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
> 這個世界永遠也會有一些傷害你的人，你要做的就是繼續去信人和小心你下次信的人。
>
> 12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
> 在你嘗試了解其他人和盼望其他人明白你之前，先把你自己變成一個更好的人和了解你自己。
>
> 13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
> 不要太努力去找，最好的東西是在你最預計不到的時候出現。
>
> REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
> 緊記: 所有事也是因果循環的。
>
> Being happy is the priority of living,
> If u wanna be sad,
> Be sad 4 something thats worth it.
> 珍惜你所擁有的，慶幸所曾發生的。
> 我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。
>
> 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
> 沒有男人或女人是值得你為他流眼淚，值得的那一位，不會要你哭。
>
> 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
> 那人不是你所想般愛你，但不代表那人不是全心全意地愛你。
>
> 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
> 一個真正的朋友是向著你伸手，觸動你心靈的人。
>
> 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
> 掛念一個人最差的方式，就是你坐在他身旁，而知道你不能擁有他。
>
> 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
> 就算你不快樂也不要皺眉，因為你永不知道誰會愛上你的笑容。
>
> 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
> 在世界裡你可能只是某人，但對某人你可能是全世界。
>
> 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
> 不要花時間在一個不會花時間在你身上的人。
>
> 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
> 可能神要我們在遇到那位對的人之前先遇上一些錯的人，讓我們遇到那位對先生/對小姐時懂得珍惜。
>
> 10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
> 不要因為完結而哭，要為曾經發生而微笑。
>
> 11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
> 這個世界永遠也會有一些傷害你的人，你要做的就是繼續去信人和小心你下次信的人。
>
> 12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
> 在你嘗試了解其他人和盼望其他人明白你之前，先把你自己變成一個更好的人和了解你自己。
>
> 13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
> 不要太努力去找，最好的東西是在你最預計不到的時候出現。
>
> REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
> 緊記: 所有事也是因果循環的。
>
> Being happy is the priority of living,
> If u wanna be sad,
> Be sad 4 something thats worth it.
> 珍惜你所擁有的，慶幸所曾發生的。
sunday night fever
haha yos ... dewu won the open category championship
dewu total of 8 individual gold and 3 group gold
and of cos many silver and bronze, haha gold more impt
all thx to shunlong yiliang junjije simin shuyan with gold 3 2 1 1 1 respectively
haha i this year no individual so no contribution, only in the group event.
haha one event clear, one more to go...
mid aut dinner, another major de, our major, we must do our best man.
must be up to standard, so wont let down frens and strangers that supported us wif at least 58$ for the tic.
okok as for jokes, maybe from monday onwards ba... when i free in camp...
good luck guys and thx to those who supported us.
dewu grow bigger and yet stronger and closer in our brothership ooo not forget sistership ties.
One family.... Lets hope some of our lost brothers realise this ..
dewu total of 8 individual gold and 3 group gold
and of cos many silver and bronze, haha gold more impt
all thx to shunlong yiliang junjije simin shuyan with gold 3 2 1 1 1 respectively
haha i this year no individual so no contribution, only in the group event.
haha one event clear, one more to go...
mid aut dinner, another major de, our major, we must do our best man.
must be up to standard, so wont let down frens and strangers that supported us wif at least 58$ for the tic.
okok as for jokes, maybe from monday onwards ba... when i free in camp...
good luck guys and thx to those who supported us.
dewu grow bigger and yet stronger and closer in our brothership ooo not forget sistership ties.
One family.... Lets hope some of our lost brothers realise this ..
Sunday, August 17, 2008
yos joke and post
yos
1)
who shld u emply if u wanna do accounts???
Ans: Mouse(lao su, sound like counting the su word)
2)
who shld u emply if u wanna beat someone???
Ans:Cat(Mao, sound like dialect mao someone meaning beat)
3)
wushu ppl joke
who shld u emply if u wanna let him get beaten??
Ans:raymond(haha raymond joke joke nia, no hard feeling, hehe)(cos got fats ma like kungfu panda, tio whack wont pain)
haha yo ppl i still alittle feverish, haha
throat still major infection
guess how many panadol i taken in this week
kk from monday 2(flu version)
tue afternoon 2 night 2
wed afternoon 2 night 2
thur afternoon 2 evening 4 extra strong
friday managa to not eat jus endure
sat evening 2 extra strong
sun i suspect also is 2 extra strong
so mon till sat is 18 panadol and if sun got eat will be 20
haha lol who can beat my record. despite all the panadol ... haha no choice i sick still got to compete...
the dui lian shld be first de ... haha but ai ya dun to some circumstance we got bronze, haha is alright, win wif pride lose wif honour but we walk out a champion in our heart. haha
for the ji ti fist group shld be first but up fourth reason our fren fell down, but is ok, must learn to climb up, ppl do error de ma, haha as long as our heart do our best as one perfect man.
dun worry ji ti dao group weapon way to man guys ... haha
ooo haha i shall not say other grp bad stuff la hur... they also did not bad la ... jus not our luck ...
hehe
even tiger woods also got error time hehe ...
congrats to all winners ...
ooo ya banana current got 1 gold 1 bronze
lychee got a silver
apple got a bronze
blueberry got a gold a silver
kiwi got 8th(gd job done, his first try)
haha if miss out ... ps ... ooo current we dewu leading first on the scoreboard wif most number of gold... yeah
DEWU ONWARDS WE MOVE ON
1)
who shld u emply if u wanna do accounts???
Ans: Mouse(lao su, sound like counting the su word)
2)
who shld u emply if u wanna beat someone???
Ans:Cat(Mao, sound like dialect mao someone meaning beat)
3)
wushu ppl joke
who shld u emply if u wanna let him get beaten??
Ans:raymond(haha raymond joke joke nia, no hard feeling, hehe)(cos got fats ma like kungfu panda, tio whack wont pain)
haha yo ppl i still alittle feverish, haha
throat still major infection
guess how many panadol i taken in this week
kk from monday 2(flu version)
tue afternoon 2 night 2
wed afternoon 2 night 2
thur afternoon 2 evening 4 extra strong
friday managa to not eat jus endure
sat evening 2 extra strong
sun i suspect also is 2 extra strong
so mon till sat is 18 panadol and if sun got eat will be 20
haha lol who can beat my record. despite all the panadol ... haha no choice i sick still got to compete...
the dui lian shld be first de ... haha but ai ya dun to some circumstance we got bronze, haha is alright, win wif pride lose wif honour but we walk out a champion in our heart. haha
for the ji ti fist group shld be first but up fourth reason our fren fell down, but is ok, must learn to climb up, ppl do error de ma, haha as long as our heart do our best as one perfect man.
dun worry ji ti dao group weapon way to man guys ... haha
ooo haha i shall not say other grp bad stuff la hur... they also did not bad la ... jus not our luck ...
hehe
even tiger woods also got error time hehe ...
congrats to all winners ...
ooo ya banana current got 1 gold 1 bronze
lychee got a silver
apple got a bronze
blueberry got a gold a silver
kiwi got 8th(gd job done, his first try)
haha if miss out ... ps ... ooo current we dewu leading first on the scoreboard wif most number of gold... yeah
DEWU ONWARDS WE MOVE ON
Saturday, August 16, 2008
For the day
1)
who shld u employ to tear paper??
Ans: Lion(in chi is call shi zi)
haha lol okok la ... feel better alot ... lesser feverish le. haha hai
this 7 month super alot of bad things have happen to me.
haha shall not say much, this compt dewu will win...
we shall rock the world.
I wish for the next 15 days of 7th month, which i will haf 4 duties and a mid aut dinner,
wish to haf gd and tons of luck. haha Yeah ... oops not i will is i cfm having.
who shld u employ to tear paper??
Ans: Lion(in chi is call shi zi)
haha lol okok la ... feel better alot ... lesser feverish le. haha hai
this 7 month super alot of bad things have happen to me.
haha shall not say much, this compt dewu will win...
we shall rock the world.
I wish for the next 15 days of 7th month, which i will haf 4 duties and a mid aut dinner,
wish to haf gd and tons of luck. haha Yeah ... oops not i will is i cfm having.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
update for the week
okok guys ...
i am sick from sunday afternoon.
from sorethroat then slowly develop to flu then to fever.
very serious. spend the whole entire monday and tuesday sleeping but still din get better. tue morning go polyclinic see . eat med still no get better. tue night go hospital ttsh see doc... fever 39 degree man. then nid monitor for 40min at 12 then clear temp go down abit to 38.2 then allow to go home ... same wed slp slp slp... of cos got eat med. .. only till thur today i feeling abit better but still got fever flu and sorethroat(damn pain).
of cos throughout the days body ache everywhere.
so wish me luck in my compt. and also get well ... i haf been every sick ..
so i am sry no updates for the jokes ... haha ... but will be back once my brain no longer get heated up ...
thx
i am sick from sunday afternoon.
from sorethroat then slowly develop to flu then to fever.
very serious. spend the whole entire monday and tuesday sleeping but still din get better. tue morning go polyclinic see . eat med still no get better. tue night go hospital ttsh see doc... fever 39 degree man. then nid monitor for 40min at 12 then clear temp go down abit to 38.2 then allow to go home ... same wed slp slp slp... of cos got eat med. .. only till thur today i feeling abit better but still got fever flu and sorethroat(damn pain).
of cos throughout the days body ache everywhere.
so wish me luck in my compt. and also get well ... i haf been every sick ..
so i am sry no updates for the jokes ... haha ... but will be back once my brain no longer get heated up ...
thx
Friday, August 8, 2008
wahahah chinese joke
ooo princess lychee wans me to blog on everything ... err my life very boring de. if got interesting things will write de la. haha. king stay in the castle and do countrywork(at sch is schwork go home do is homework, so for the king, is countrywork)
1)(this one from shuyan)
Mr Sun and Mrs Sun got married and they screw and have a new baby.
How r u going to wish them in chinese??
Ans: Shen1 ri4 kuai4 le4(happy birthday in chinese)(also can be born sun be happy)
2)
The heaven wanna expand its territory.
How shld they go abt doing it???
Ans: they should find the sea, Cos Hai3 kuo4 Tian1 Kong1(sea expand the sky)(the correct meaning is sea wide sky spacious)
3)
Why human will be very brave and Fierce and noisy at war when wif very big group of ppl???
Ans: Cos Ren2 Cao2 Siong1 Yong3(human crowd fierce brave) also can (human noisy fierce brave) haha actual meaning(there is a greatly flow of human crowd coming in continously)
haha okok no time to post le ... going for some event le
1)(this one from shuyan)
Mr Sun and Mrs Sun got married and they screw and have a new baby.
How r u going to wish them in chinese??
Ans: Shen1 ri4 kuai4 le4(happy birthday in chinese)(also can be born sun be happy)
2)
The heaven wanna expand its territory.
How shld they go abt doing it???
Ans: they should find the sea, Cos Hai3 kuo4 Tian1 Kong1(sea expand the sky)(the correct meaning is sea wide sky spacious)
3)
Why human will be very brave and Fierce and noisy at war when wif very big group of ppl???
Ans: Cos Ren2 Cao2 Siong1 Yong3(human crowd fierce brave) also can (human noisy fierce brave) haha actual meaning(there is a greatly flow of human crowd coming in continously)
haha okok no time to post le ... going for some event le
Thursday, August 7, 2008
secret and sth funny happen
TO protect the identity i using fake name, but wushu ppl will know who la hur.
okok yesterday after nyp, king and queen and c and j and z walk to amk central to eat. then at the gate on the bridge there a teenage wearing hot pants walk up the stairs, i think look quite ok la, cos cant really see. Then j see le high, then walk very fast towards her. then i shouted
Miss faster run got a pervert here in black, then she turn back i point to j and he is the only person wearing black, then j damn ps la ... haha can see his expression. Then the girl started to walk very fast haha. j was damn sad la. sad not cos of wad i say is cos he cant get to see the girl. then while walking down the stairs i shouted j from nyp blk * study ***. Poor j. His desire and craving all blow up, i wonder wad will he do when he reach home alone in his little corner. haha Joke joke.
this thing also happen in my poly life.
me and fren was in poly life, then a teacher walk in, then quan cheng bao to say eng leang never go lecture, then the teacher was like orh caught u then luff. haha. then my fren say. He is Lee Eng leang from DBI 0309 admin number 03*****. haha then my fren go diao la, while we luff our way out haha ... fun ...
u can try it wif ur fren when he do sth weird or embrassing ... but dun try it on me la .. i bu yao lian de ... haha joke joke ...
okok joke of the day
The person who has the last laugh, are the slow ones.
haha is like i tell a joke, ppl finish luffing, then that person luff
haha last luff in another meaning is being the winner la ...
okok yesterday after nyp, king and queen and c and j and z walk to amk central to eat. then at the gate on the bridge there a teenage wearing hot pants walk up the stairs, i think look quite ok la, cos cant really see. Then j see le high, then walk very fast towards her. then i shouted
Miss faster run got a pervert here in black, then she turn back i point to j and he is the only person wearing black, then j damn ps la ... haha can see his expression. Then the girl started to walk very fast haha. j was damn sad la. sad not cos of wad i say is cos he cant get to see the girl. then while walking down the stairs i shouted j from nyp blk * study ***. Poor j. His desire and craving all blow up, i wonder wad will he do when he reach home alone in his little corner. haha Joke joke.
this thing also happen in my poly life.
me and fren was in poly life, then a teacher walk in, then quan cheng bao to say eng leang never go lecture, then the teacher was like orh caught u then luff. haha. then my fren say. He is Lee Eng leang from DBI 0309 admin number 03*****. haha then my fren go diao la, while we luff our way out haha ... fun ...
u can try it wif ur fren when he do sth weird or embrassing ... but dun try it on me la .. i bu yao lian de ... haha joke joke ...
okok joke of the day
The person who has the last laugh, are the slow ones.
haha is like i tell a joke, ppl finish luffing, then that person luff
haha last luff in another meaning is being the winner la ...
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Word jokes
1)
Once upon a time there is 2 island very near each other. In between these 2 island there is alot of crocodile. Then a batch monkey on island A wanna cross to island B cos island A got no food no have anything left and island B got alot of fruits. It is totally impossible to cross la. Can u guess how the monkey king going to get his troops across.
Ans: If u such a big clever monkey cant think of a proper answer how can the monkey know how to cross.
2)
A guy was caught at geylang by TP for not stopping when the traffic light is red.
when ask he say he got follow the rules. guess wad he say.
Ans: Mr TP. Traffic light Yellow mean those going yellow river de can go like kallang. then green de for those going forest de like bukit timah. Then Traffice light red mean red light district can go, i going find "chicken" so of cos can go la.
3)
Guess wad the TP reply.
Ans: Ok So now i going to gif u a summon ticket to make sure u are FINE(fine there is 2 mean)
4)
A man got 2 wifes. Then his fren ask him how he manage his wife night time. So he say, wife A mon wed fri, wife B tue thur sat. And curious his fren ask wad abt sun ?? both ??
Guess wad the man reply.
Ans: Sunday is Hand day.
5)
Once there is a student who loves to toks alot making the teacher very angry, then the teacher say from tml onwards i will tape ur mouth for good. So tml u better bring a tape for me, i am not going to waste my money on u.
The following day, the student happily hands the tape to the teacher... the teacher go -_-''' and faint.
Why?
Ans: The student brought the teacher a cassette tape.
6)
Found this on net
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait. It was almost one hundred years later when St. Peter sent for them. They were married in a simple ceremony. So things went on, for thirty years or so, but they determined, in this time, that eternity was best not spent together. They went back to St. Peter, and said: "We thought we would be happy forever, but now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences. Is there any way we can get divorced?" "Are you kidding?" said St. Peter. "It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to marry you. I will never get a lawyer!"
7)
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"
Once upon a time there is 2 island very near each other. In between these 2 island there is alot of crocodile. Then a batch monkey on island A wanna cross to island B cos island A got no food no have anything left and island B got alot of fruits. It is totally impossible to cross la. Can u guess how the monkey king going to get his troops across.
Ans: If u such a big clever monkey cant think of a proper answer how can the monkey know how to cross.
2)
A guy was caught at geylang by TP for not stopping when the traffic light is red.
when ask he say he got follow the rules. guess wad he say.
Ans: Mr TP. Traffic light Yellow mean those going yellow river de can go like kallang. then green de for those going forest de like bukit timah. Then Traffice light red mean red light district can go, i going find "chicken" so of cos can go la.
3)
Guess wad the TP reply.
Ans: Ok So now i going to gif u a summon ticket to make sure u are FINE(fine there is 2 mean)
4)
A man got 2 wifes. Then his fren ask him how he manage his wife night time. So he say, wife A mon wed fri, wife B tue thur sat. And curious his fren ask wad abt sun ?? both ??
Guess wad the man reply.
Ans: Sunday is Hand day.
5)
Once there is a student who loves to toks alot making the teacher very angry, then the teacher say from tml onwards i will tape ur mouth for good. So tml u better bring a tape for me, i am not going to waste my money on u.
The following day, the student happily hands the tape to the teacher... the teacher go -_-''' and faint.
Why?
Ans: The student brought the teacher a cassette tape.
6)
Found this on net
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait. It was almost one hundred years later when St. Peter sent for them. They were married in a simple ceremony. So things went on, for thirty years or so, but they determined, in this time, that eternity was best not spent together. They went back to St. Peter, and said: "We thought we would be happy forever, but now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences. Is there any way we can get divorced?" "Are you kidding?" said St. Peter. "It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to marry you. I will never get a lawyer!"
7)
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!"
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Number joke
1)
Wad happen when 8 meets 10?
Ans: 1 will say yo brother 1 u found urself a fat wife
2)
Wad will 0 reply back to 8?
Ans: F*** la u, dun think u wear a belt ppl dunno u fat.
3)
Few days later 0 saw 6, wad do u think 0 will say?
Ans: Oie uncle 8 dun think u cut ur hair i dun recognise u ok.
4)
Wad will 6 reply?
Ans: oie 0 u blind la hur. i am 9 la i jus now doing hand stand.
5)(<<< 5 was hiding)
Guess how will 0 reply to 9?
Ans: Wow u got down syndrome hur. head so big.
6)
0 and 9 saw 5 hiding and they shouted Hi5.
Then Ah pek 5 came out and gave them a fine(sound like 5).
0 and 9 ask why?
Ans: Cos i am fine so i fine, so remember me 5.
7)
number 1 is a business man, guess who is his other partner/s and wads the STORE name
(i already gave u clue, the word store)
Ans: 7-11 is a STORE and more
8)
Which 2 numbers like to make love alot?
Ans: 1 and 0, 1 is a very straight guy, 0 is a very loose girl(look at the gap inside 0, loose right)
Wad happen when 8 meets 10?
Ans: 1 will say yo brother 1 u found urself a fat wife
2)
Wad will 0 reply back to 8?
Ans: F*** la u, dun think u wear a belt ppl dunno u fat.
3)
Few days later 0 saw 6, wad do u think 0 will say?
Ans: Oie uncle 8 dun think u cut ur hair i dun recognise u ok.
4)
Wad will 6 reply?
Ans: oie 0 u blind la hur. i am 9 la i jus now doing hand stand.
5)(<<< 5 was hiding)
Guess how will 0 reply to 9?
Ans: Wow u got down syndrome hur. head so big.
6)
0 and 9 saw 5 hiding and they shouted Hi5.
Then Ah pek 5 came out and gave them a fine(sound like 5).
0 and 9 ask why?
Ans: Cos i am fine so i fine, so remember me 5.
7)
number 1 is a business man, guess who is his other partner/s and wads the STORE name
(i already gave u clue, the word store)
Ans: 7-11 is a STORE and more
8)
Which 2 numbers like to make love alot?
Ans: 1 and 0, 1 is a very straight guy, 0 is a very loose girl(look at the gap inside 0, loose right)
Monday, August 4, 2008
Some very chim and hard to understand lousy english
In this world, love can be classified, Universal Love( jian1 ai4) and specific love.
haha the universal love sound abt like the mozi army teaching haha.
Dun be too engross is ur specific love and got lost in it, dun fail to realise there is more to jus ur own love.
If u got hold of sth and u have to let it go, jus let it go. cos when u learn how to let it go u have attain a better understanding of the way of life(dao4).
Some ppl like to talk abt how to overcome a heartbreak, those who have not been through it pls do speak nth cos u know nth abt it. Is like u have never pick up a bottle from the ground before, why r u talking abt how to put it down.
Some things happen in our life that is bad might not be bad afterall. Is like someone throw stone at me and injure me, then a pretty lady came to help me stop bleeding, they as time goes by she become my wife. Is like sth bad happen and result in a sth more good to happen.
e.g. a mass murder kill everyone cos his parent dun approve his relationship wif another race. then the new was relate to everyone that this is wrong.
Then next time the same situation happen to others, before they going to commit crime they will think back and they will realise killing is not the way to solve it.
Is like ur bad event allow more ppl to walk the correct path.
So it draws to time. all u need is time.
time is all it take to change. time is all it takes to heal. so learn how to let go and survive the long awaiting time.
The world is born from nth and calssified into ying and yang. within ying yang there is another ying yang. Let me explain.
On earth can be classify as yang jian which is the world we live in, and ying jian which is hell.
in the yang world there is man(yang) and female(ying), in ying jian(hell) there is ghost(ying) and deity or hell guardian(yang).
ying and yang are everchanging jus like hot and cold water. if u r a evil person now it does not mean u will still be one tml, vice versa.
Haha my english isnt that good so alot of ppl might not understand wad the hell i am talking abt. but i jus write some of my understanding of my life and this world ... haha
If only i got chinese language in this computer i using. easier to understand in chinese
haha the universal love sound abt like the mozi army teaching haha.
Dun be too engross is ur specific love and got lost in it, dun fail to realise there is more to jus ur own love.
If u got hold of sth and u have to let it go, jus let it go. cos when u learn how to let it go u have attain a better understanding of the way of life(dao4).
Some ppl like to talk abt how to overcome a heartbreak, those who have not been through it pls do speak nth cos u know nth abt it. Is like u have never pick up a bottle from the ground before, why r u talking abt how to put it down.
Some things happen in our life that is bad might not be bad afterall. Is like someone throw stone at me and injure me, then a pretty lady came to help me stop bleeding, they as time goes by she become my wife. Is like sth bad happen and result in a sth more good to happen.
e.g. a mass murder kill everyone cos his parent dun approve his relationship wif another race. then the new was relate to everyone that this is wrong.
Then next time the same situation happen to others, before they going to commit crime they will think back and they will realise killing is not the way to solve it.
Is like ur bad event allow more ppl to walk the correct path.
So it draws to time. all u need is time.
time is all it take to change. time is all it takes to heal. so learn how to let go and survive the long awaiting time.
The world is born from nth and calssified into ying and yang. within ying yang there is another ying yang. Let me explain.
On earth can be classify as yang jian which is the world we live in, and ying jian which is hell.
in the yang world there is man(yang) and female(ying), in ying jian(hell) there is ghost(ying) and deity or hell guardian(yang).
ying and yang are everchanging jus like hot and cold water. if u r a evil person now it does not mean u will still be one tml, vice versa.
Haha my english isnt that good so alot of ppl might not understand wad the hell i am talking abt. but i jus write some of my understanding of my life and this world ... haha
If only i got chinese language in this computer i using. easier to understand in chinese
Friday, August 1, 2008
haha joke
1)
You got 2 desktop computers, u jus run out of empty cds or dvds, n u forget to bring ur bag wif all ur external storage device like external harddrive of those kind and the internet and bluetooth device is down. So how do you transfer file from computer 1 to computer 2?
Ans: Stretch out ur both arms, put ur thumb into the usb port. there u go ... u jus got a connecting thumbdrive.
2)
In which countrys or towns, their fisherman always can go online anywhere on the sea?
Ans: Country that start wif Inter, like inter milan, and cos the fisherman got net to catch fish. so the fisherman are in inter and got net, so they got internet
3)
A monk comb hair, guess a country?
Ans: scotland, cos in chinese is su ke lan ( su is in chi meaning comb ke lan is in hokkien) so it will mean comb wad comb there is nth to comb la dey. if u dun understand and ask me personally.
4)
A japanese ninja use a knife and kill 4 people outside their home door. Guess a chinese word?
Ans: Zhao4 (meaning is shine)(ai ya i here no chinese when i go home i type chinese for u)
5)
The event miss universe, which country will always win the most pretty or photogenic award?
Ans: America cos in chi is call mei guo, pretty country. get wad i mean.
4)
South america's brazil and peru is famous for their trees cos got amazon wad abt North america?? clue is texas
Ans: Famous for their bush, Cos george w bush is born in texas.
5)
Why last time america's money is so strong in the stocks exchange and now getting weaker???
Ans: Cos last time got Bill Clinton, Strong Bill thats why hur.
6)
Wad about current america, they are now moving towards which direction.???
Ans: The meaty mum sensation, Cos Obama( Ooo ba(meat in chinese) ma(mum in chinese), to mum in america pls luff is a joke only ok :-D )
7)
Why clinton's wife cant win the president seat?
Ans: Cos she haven climb a HILL related to her call ARY to CLINch the TON of obama, Hillary clinton.
8)(ok this one is very diao)
Why is MM Lee Kuan Yew so successful?
Ans: Cos MM Lee Kuan(sound like beating or like owning) Yew(sound like you)
9)
Among our wushu frens, there is a noodle shop boss, who is he???(singaporean joke)
Ans: Chia Siang, haha get it Chia Siang Chia Siang Chia Siang, mian mian mian. hahaha
10)
In which country or city got the best evil joker(ar hem)..
Ans: gotham ( badman de show )
You got 2 desktop computers, u jus run out of empty cds or dvds, n u forget to bring ur bag wif all ur external storage device like external harddrive of those kind and the internet and bluetooth device is down. So how do you transfer file from computer 1 to computer 2?
Ans: Stretch out ur both arms, put ur thumb into the usb port. there u go ... u jus got a connecting thumbdrive.
2)
In which countrys or towns, their fisherman always can go online anywhere on the sea?
Ans: Country that start wif Inter, like inter milan, and cos the fisherman got net to catch fish. so the fisherman are in inter and got net, so they got internet
3)
A monk comb hair, guess a country?
Ans: scotland, cos in chinese is su ke lan ( su is in chi meaning comb ke lan is in hokkien) so it will mean comb wad comb there is nth to comb la dey. if u dun understand and ask me personally.
4)
A japanese ninja use a knife and kill 4 people outside their home door. Guess a chinese word?
Ans: Zhao4 (meaning is shine)(ai ya i here no chinese when i go home i type chinese for u)
5)
The event miss universe, which country will always win the most pretty or photogenic award?
Ans: America cos in chi is call mei guo, pretty country. get wad i mean.
4)
South america's brazil and peru is famous for their trees cos got amazon wad abt North america?? clue is texas
Ans: Famous for their bush, Cos george w bush is born in texas.
5)
Why last time america's money is so strong in the stocks exchange and now getting weaker???
Ans: Cos last time got Bill Clinton, Strong Bill thats why hur.
6)
Wad about current america, they are now moving towards which direction.???
Ans: The meaty mum sensation, Cos Obama( Ooo ba(meat in chinese) ma(mum in chinese), to mum in america pls luff is a joke only ok :-D )
7)
Why clinton's wife cant win the president seat?
Ans: Cos she haven climb a HILL related to her call ARY to CLINch the TON of obama, Hillary clinton.
8)(ok this one is very diao)
Why is MM Lee Kuan Yew so successful?
Ans: Cos MM Lee Kuan(sound like beating or like owning) Yew(sound like you)
9)
Among our wushu frens, there is a noodle shop boss, who is he???(singaporean joke)
Ans: Chia Siang, haha get it Chia Siang Chia Siang Chia Siang, mian mian mian. hahaha
10)
In which country or city got the best evil joker(ar hem)..
Ans: gotham ( badman de show )
Thursday, July 31, 2008
funny quotes
haha i found some very nice funny quotes haha shall share wif ya....
1)
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
2)
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
3)
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
4)
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
5)
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
6)
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
i add on one more
7)
There are no lame jokes or people, jus lame jokers and listeners and thinkers
8)
You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!
9)
Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
10)
What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
11)
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
12)(this one is power)
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
13)
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
14)
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
15)
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
16)(this one is cool haha)
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
17)
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
(in my sec sch there is really a guy who gave this excuse, the teacher is like stun for 3 sec la)
18)(this one is from george bush thats why is funny)
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
19)
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
20)(this one is power ex-lax is sth make u shit and shit)
"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."
21)
"A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch."
22)
"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
haha okok never ending de... haha shall stop for today...
1)
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
2)
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
3)
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
4)
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
5)
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
6)
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
i add on one more
7)
There are no lame jokes or people, jus lame jokers and listeners and thinkers
8)
You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!
9)
Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
10)
What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
11)
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
12)(this one is power)
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
13)
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
14)
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
15)
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
16)(this one is cool haha)
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
17)
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
(in my sec sch there is really a guy who gave this excuse, the teacher is like stun for 3 sec la)
18)(this one is from george bush thats why is funny)
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
19)
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
20)(this one is power ex-lax is sth make u shit and shit)
"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."
21)
"A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch."
22)
"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
haha okok never ending de... haha shall stop for today...
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Joke joke
1)
Early in the morning the sun rises from the east. A bird flew 1km from east to west.
it took the bird 1 hour to reach his destination. Still in the morning the same bird flew from west to east, but it took the bird 2 hours to get back.
why ???
Ans: Cos when flying towards east, the bird flying towards the sun then very bright.
so the bird one hand cover the eye, the other to flying.
2)
One man was trying to eat this particular brand of photochips but no matter how hard he try he cant eat or bite the photochips, the only way to eat the photochips is to lie down on bed and eat.
why???
Ans: Cos the photochips brand is call Lays(u need to lay down to eat the chips)
3)
this one is from my fren
(Chinese and hokkien version)
A boy was with his grandfather. Then a metal tin fell from above and hit the grandfather head and fainted.
when rush to hospital, the boy told the doctor 10 words.
What is the 10 words?
Ans: gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong hin
(tin) (hit) (grandad) (grandad)(blur)(grandad) (faint)
so it shld sound like this
gong gong gonggong gonggong gong gonggong hin
in english means tin hit grandfather, grandfather blur, grandfather faint
4)
On the floor there is a 50$ and a 2$ note. The old man pick up the 2$ note only.
Why???
Ans: cos the old man feel shoik ma
5)
A big bad wolf finally caught the 3 little pig. The Wolf pick the small and finest pig to eat and release the rest. Why he release the other 2 pig???
Ans: Cos the big bad wolf is the shoik old man in disguise.
6)
Joke = haha
Joke + Joke = laugh out loud(LOL)
Joke + Joke + Joke = laugh my ass off(LMAO)
Joke + Joke + Joke + Joke = roll on floor laughing(ROFL)
Joke + Joke + Joke + Joke + Joke = ?????
Guess the ?????
Ans: KOF( not the game king of fighter but rather King Of Fruits)
So next time if is funny u type in msn kof kof kof... wahahaha
7)
ok got this very stupid joke, is christopher encourage me put in de.
How u put elephant into a fridge in 3 step?
Ans: 1) open 2) put in 3) close
8)
How to put a giraffe into the fridge in 4 step
Ans: 1) open 2) take out elephant 3) put in giraffe 4) close
9)
How you put stuff the monkey wif the giraffe in the same fridge in 5 steps?
Ans: got 2 version answer.
First version: 1) open 2) take out giraffe 3) stuff monkey into giraffe ass 4) put back 5) close
Second version: 1) open 2) take out giraffe 3) put the giraffe into a bigger fridge 4) put the monkey in 5) close
10)
There is a lion king meeting. Each animal need to send a representative.
Everybody is there expect which animal. who??
Ans: giraffe. u Must be asking wad about the monkey. The monkey representative is up on the stage holding simba(the baby lion).
Early in the morning the sun rises from the east. A bird flew 1km from east to west.
it took the bird 1 hour to reach his destination. Still in the morning the same bird flew from west to east, but it took the bird 2 hours to get back.
why ???
Ans: Cos when flying towards east, the bird flying towards the sun then very bright.
so the bird one hand cover the eye, the other to flying.
2)
One man was trying to eat this particular brand of photochips but no matter how hard he try he cant eat or bite the photochips, the only way to eat the photochips is to lie down on bed and eat.
why???
Ans: Cos the photochips brand is call Lays(u need to lay down to eat the chips)
3)
this one is from my fren
(Chinese and hokkien version)
A boy was with his grandfather. Then a metal tin fell from above and hit the grandfather head and fainted.
when rush to hospital, the boy told the doctor 10 words.
What is the 10 words?
Ans: gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong hin
(tin) (hit) (grandad) (grandad)(blur)(grandad) (faint)
so it shld sound like this
gong gong gonggong gonggong gong gonggong hin
in english means tin hit grandfather, grandfather blur, grandfather faint
4)
On the floor there is a 50$ and a 2$ note. The old man pick up the 2$ note only.
Why???
Ans: cos the old man feel shoik ma
5)
A big bad wolf finally caught the 3 little pig. The Wolf pick the small and finest pig to eat and release the rest. Why he release the other 2 pig???
Ans: Cos the big bad wolf is the shoik old man in disguise.
6)
Joke = haha
Joke + Joke = laugh out loud(LOL)
Joke + Joke + Joke = laugh my ass off(LMAO)
Joke + Joke + Joke + Joke = roll on floor laughing(ROFL)
Joke + Joke + Joke + Joke + Joke = ?????
Guess the ?????
Ans: KOF( not the game king of fighter but rather King Of Fruits)
So next time if is funny u type in msn kof kof kof... wahahaha
7)
ok got this very stupid joke, is christopher encourage me put in de.
How u put elephant into a fridge in 3 step?
Ans: 1) open 2) put in 3) close
8)
How to put a giraffe into the fridge in 4 step
Ans: 1) open 2) take out elephant 3) put in giraffe 4) close
9)
How you put stuff the monkey wif the giraffe in the same fridge in 5 steps?
Ans: got 2 version answer.
First version: 1) open 2) take out giraffe 3) stuff monkey into giraffe ass 4) put back 5) close
Second version: 1) open 2) take out giraffe 3) put the giraffe into a bigger fridge 4) put the monkey in 5) close
10)
There is a lion king meeting. Each animal need to send a representative.
Everybody is there expect which animal. who??
Ans: giraffe. u Must be asking wad about the monkey. The monkey representative is up on the stage holding simba(the baby lion).
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Quotes
some quotes i find it nice
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
Your ability to learn faster than your competition is your only sustainable competitive advantage.
Ppl who are not time conscious and dun have a sense of urgency will find themself in a situation where they got alot of things to do but little time to finish.
Never gif an attitude to people u respect unless u want the same attitude back
Continue to be stubborn headed and always wif the thinking that u r right. then u will forever be the bull that plough the field.
To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
Your ability to learn faster than your competition is your only sustainable competitive advantage.
Ppl who are not time conscious and dun have a sense of urgency will find themself in a situation where they got alot of things to do but little time to finish.
Never gif an attitude to people u respect unless u want the same attitude back
Continue to be stubborn headed and always wif the thinking that u r right. then u will forever be the bull that plough the field.
To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.
Monday, July 28, 2008
emo day post
wahaha super slack day din really wanna use my brain ... haha
but here got a joke
1)
In this world u are the only man or lady left.
U got the power to revive 2 ppl ...
ur decision will decide whether will mankind extinct.
So who shld u revive?
Ans: Pls do not revive ur love ones ... you shld revive adam and eve. dun ask y i also dun know ... cold joke i guess
2)
this one is took from my fren de
Why ppl wif surname Tan cannot be call May?
Ans: cos May Tan(sound like mei dan, no egg in chinses)
haha okok shall reveal more of this kind of joke after aug 31.
3)
The movie red cliff is base on a true story, guess where did it happen?
Ans: red hill.
4)
Why is red hill call red hill and not purple hill or black hill?
Ans: cos the small little boy is a human(u r dumb if u dun get it, is red cos is blood, is blood cos he is a human)
5)
Got a couple was playing golf then the ball hit someone's window
the couple went to ring the owner's door to apologize.
no one answer.
just then a man open the door.
the couple immediately apologize.
the man said:" nonono no need , i shld be saying thank you, cos u see i am a genie trap in this bottle, jus nice ur ball broke the bottle and u free me, so in return i will grant u each a wish"
the couple was delighted. the guy said his first wish. is to have different series of sports car.
the beautiful lady said she wans millions of money.
the genie said:" ok i will grant u both ur wish only if ur beautiful lady slp wif me"
the couple argue but for the money and car sake, finally they agreeded.
After the deed is done, the genie said to them, ok your wish is granted, when u go back home u will see the cars and money there.
and so the couple happily went off.
When the genie close the door, he was luffing saying:" wa so shoik man the girl and they are so stupid, i cant believe still got ppl believe in GENIE"
6)
KK this joke is funny only if u answer the question immediately without looking at the answer
On the side of a busy road, there is 2 cats, name Francis and James.
Then suddenly James ran across the dangerous road.
Guess wad will Francis say to James after that?
Ans: Come on guess first ........ ( Francis will say ....................................Meow)
haha i bet most of u will say human language like Hey is dangerous or u shld not do that.. haha
but here got a joke
1)
In this world u are the only man or lady left.
U got the power to revive 2 ppl ...
ur decision will decide whether will mankind extinct.
So who shld u revive?
Ans: Pls do not revive ur love ones ... you shld revive adam and eve. dun ask y i also dun know ... cold joke i guess
2)
this one is took from my fren de
Why ppl wif surname Tan cannot be call May?
Ans: cos May Tan(sound like mei dan, no egg in chinses)
haha okok shall reveal more of this kind of joke after aug 31.
3)
The movie red cliff is base on a true story, guess where did it happen?
Ans: red hill.
4)
Why is red hill call red hill and not purple hill or black hill?
Ans: cos the small little boy is a human(u r dumb if u dun get it, is red cos is blood, is blood cos he is a human)
5)
Got a couple was playing golf then the ball hit someone's window
the couple went to ring the owner's door to apologize.
no one answer.
just then a man open the door.
the couple immediately apologize.
the man said:" nonono no need , i shld be saying thank you, cos u see i am a genie trap in this bottle, jus nice ur ball broke the bottle and u free me, so in return i will grant u each a wish"
the couple was delighted. the guy said his first wish. is to have different series of sports car.
the beautiful lady said she wans millions of money.
the genie said:" ok i will grant u both ur wish only if ur beautiful lady slp wif me"
the couple argue but for the money and car sake, finally they agreeded.
After the deed is done, the genie said to them, ok your wish is granted, when u go back home u will see the cars and money there.
and so the couple happily went off.
When the genie close the door, he was luffing saying:" wa so shoik man the girl and they are so stupid, i cant believe still got ppl believe in GENIE"
6)
KK this joke is funny only if u answer the question immediately without looking at the answer
On the side of a busy road, there is 2 cats, name Francis and James.
Then suddenly James ran across the dangerous road.
Guess wad will Francis say to James after that?
Ans: Come on guess first ........ ( Francis will say ....................................Meow)
haha i bet most of u will say human language like Hey is dangerous or u shld not do that.. haha
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Actually i prefer jokes posting
okok this one is from long ago de ... not my own orginal idea ... but i added my own into in.
1)
man tou(bun) and cha siew bao(pork meat bun) went to watch a movie.
why cha siew bao cry and man tou did not cry?
Ans: cha siew bao got fillings(feelings)
2)
cha siew bao went to watch movie wif da bao(big meat bun)
cha siew bao cry but why da bao cry even louder?
Ans: da bao got more fillings(feelings)
3)
da bao went to watch movie wif cai bao(veg bun)
why cai bao cry but da bao did not?
Ans: they watch liao zai( the chinese show 聊斋） )
4)
cha siew bao went to watch movie with ji bao(chicken bun)
ji bao cry but why cha siew bao did not cry
Ans: cos this is the third time cha siew bao is watching
5)
guess cha siew bao gender?
Ans: female pig cos the first show she watch wif man tou(Man head, u see is a man)
6)
After watching the show wif ji bao, cha siew bao was dump.
why?
Ans: cos ji bao feel cha siew bao is a flirt cos he is not the first guy she has watch the show wif. How he knows. Cos cha siew bao got fillings also no cry.
7)
Last qns, cha siew bao gif a explaination why she din cry, she was lying.
guess wads her lie?
Ans: she said:"i jus had my implant remove, so i have empty fillings now."
okok this is hard to understand ...
1)
man tou(bun) and cha siew bao(pork meat bun) went to watch a movie.
why cha siew bao cry and man tou did not cry?
Ans: cha siew bao got fillings(feelings)
2)
cha siew bao went to watch movie wif da bao(big meat bun)
cha siew bao cry but why da bao cry even louder?
Ans: da bao got more fillings(feelings)
3)
da bao went to watch movie wif cai bao(veg bun)
why cai bao cry but da bao did not?
Ans: they watch liao zai( the chinese show 聊斋） )
4)
cha siew bao went to watch movie with ji bao(chicken bun)
ji bao cry but why cha siew bao did not cry
Ans: cos this is the third time cha siew bao is watching
5)
guess cha siew bao gender?
Ans: female pig cos the first show she watch wif man tou(Man head, u see is a man)
6)
After watching the show wif ji bao, cha siew bao was dump.
why?
Ans: cos ji bao feel cha siew bao is a flirt cos he is not the first guy she has watch the show wif. How he knows. Cos cha siew bao got fillings also no cry.
7)
Last qns, cha siew bao gif a explaination why she din cry, she was lying.
guess wads her lie?
Ans: she said:"i jus had my implant remove, so i have empty fillings now."
okok this is hard to understand ...
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Bad Bad Bad
1)
How many apples are there on the tree?
Ans: 1 (look at the question number is above the word tree)
2)
How many apple does it take for u to understand the world.
Ans: 1, Newton understood wif jus one (qns 2 is not of the same format as qns 1)
3)
So now how many apples are there on the tree?
Ans: 0, the apple jus fell in qns 2
4)
A fat father jus have a fat baby born in his cleaning shop in america. Guess the son and dad name and why?
Ans: Dad is washington(cleaning shop = washing and is fat = ton), So son is Newton( new fat guy so new ton)
OK i was caught by my boss for using computer and not doing work. Die liao ... today shall end here. haha Bad day lies ahead for me ... Ooo No... I think this is the biggest joke for today...
5)
Eric not doing work guess 4 words?
Ans: Eric Rides Into Coffin.(ERIC)
Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this part is i edit de in the afternoon when is save ...
6)
my fren told me this morning PIE got 2 jam, one at enuos second at clementi
then i told him u dun need jam to eat the pie... the pie is tasty enuff ...
How many apples are there on the tree?
Ans: 1 (look at the question number is above the word tree)
2)
How many apple does it take for u to understand the world.
Ans: 1, Newton understood wif jus one (qns 2 is not of the same format as qns 1)
3)
So now how many apples are there on the tree?
Ans: 0, the apple jus fell in qns 2
4)
A fat father jus have a fat baby born in his cleaning shop in america. Guess the son and dad name and why?
Ans: Dad is washington(cleaning shop = washing and is fat = ton), So son is Newton( new fat guy so new ton)
OK i was caught by my boss for using computer and not doing work. Die liao ... today shall end here. haha Bad day lies ahead for me ... Ooo No... I think this is the biggest joke for today...
5)
Eric not doing work guess 4 words?
Ans: Eric Rides Into Coffin.(ERIC)
Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this part is i edit de in the afternoon when is save ...
6)
my fren told me this morning PIE got 2 jam, one at enuos second at clementi
then i told him u dun need jam to eat the pie... the pie is tasty enuff ...
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
lame shit that make u sick
1)
What will u see at the end of the world.
Ans: U will see Jack Sparrow in Black Pearl at world end
2)
How do u get there?
Ans: Wif lots and lots of crap(remember in the movie the stone crab was moving the ship in the desert)
3)
Hairy human doing water ballet, guess an animal?
Ans: Sea monkey
4)
How does god dress and wad size does god wear?
Ans: Dress in red cape and little red underwear wif a S size tight shirt.(for those who dun understand ... is Superman dude)
5)
How come spiderman cannot get trap by his own web?
Ans: Already told u he is a spider. Have u ever see u spider stuck in its own web. if got that must be venom.
6)
Which superhero is the most inexperience?
Ans: green lantern, cos they are greenhorn. okok wth is this
7)
There are many superheros in singapore. who are they?
Ans: All those that serve NS before. Cos green color ma ... green lantern. u get wad i mean??
continuation
8)
What abt the navy and the airforce superheros?
Ans: nemo and the ironman.
9)
How to be ironman?
Ans: Either u join the airforce or u force air into ur body then u will be ironman
10)
i found on the net ... quite interesting
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi.
Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi.
For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
What will u see at the end of the world.
Ans: U will see Jack Sparrow in Black Pearl at world end
2)
How do u get there?
Ans: Wif lots and lots of crap(remember in the movie the stone crab was moving the ship in the desert)
3)
Hairy human doing water ballet, guess an animal?
Ans: Sea monkey
4)
How does god dress and wad size does god wear?
Ans: Dress in red cape and little red underwear wif a S size tight shirt.(for those who dun understand ... is Superman dude)
5)
How come spiderman cannot get trap by his own web?
Ans: Already told u he is a spider. Have u ever see u spider stuck in its own web. if got that must be venom.
6)
Which superhero is the most inexperience?
Ans: green lantern, cos they are greenhorn. okok wth is this
7)
There are many superheros in singapore. who are they?
Ans: All those that serve NS before. Cos green color ma ... green lantern. u get wad i mean??
continuation
8)
What abt the navy and the airforce superheros?
Ans: nemo and the ironman.
9)
How to be ironman?
Ans: Either u join the airforce or u force air into ur body then u will be ironman
10)
i found on the net ... quite interesting
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, "Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi.
Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi.
For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Some stuff i heard read and felt yesterday
In life God closes one door but will opens another one for u ahead.
So u need to forge ahead looking for the next one.
Losing means u gain a chance of gaining more. Winning means u risk losing everything.
In life there are no ugly things, things is rate in a range of little beauty to eternity.
Courage is a 7 letter word that successful ppl learn to pick up.
One has to believe in yourself in order for others to believe in you.
Being negative will only brings u negative.
So u need to forge ahead looking for the next one.
Losing means u gain a chance of gaining more. Winning means u risk losing everything.
In life there are no ugly things, things is rate in a range of little beauty to eternity.
Courage is a 7 letter word that successful ppl learn to pick up.
One has to believe in yourself in order for others to believe in you.
Being negative will only brings u negative.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Jokes Jokes
wahahaha ...
got a few nice jokes today... got some over the weekend but i forget le ... cos i dun remember them ... i create and forget haha .
1)
The big bad wolf was chasing little red riding hood. then they ran into a train, lets say smrt train, both were trap inside, so obviously the little red riding hood got no where to run. so the wolf trap her. but the wolf did not eat her.... why why why ???
Ans: Cos in the mrt, No foods and drinks allowed in the train ....
2)
In a world full of vampires, human have found a very safe place to hide. Guess where is it???
Ans: In the mrt, Cos No foods and drinks allowed in the train ....
3)
In the batman cartoon, the joker villian did not die ... why ...
Ans: Cos i am still alive ... (ok this one is stupid)
4)
Why batman can fly, glide through the air
Ans: told you that he is batman le. obviously male bat can fly
5)
After the show batman the dark knight movie, an advertising agent walk up to batman and requested him to be the spokesperson for a company's product. Guess wad product?
Ans: strepsils. Cos in the whole movie he speaks wif a sorethroat voice.. hoarse voice.
6)
Why is batman called a dark knight?
Ans: Cos he wears a full armour suit including the face and is black in color(this is simple and logical, if u dun get it go get 2 tickets and watch spiderman and u will know why is he call SPIDER.....man )
k i copy this from internet cos i find it good
7)
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive! . As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You Got Male(Mail)!!
got a few nice jokes today... got some over the weekend but i forget le ... cos i dun remember them ... i create and forget haha .
1)
The big bad wolf was chasing little red riding hood. then they ran into a train, lets say smrt train, both were trap inside, so obviously the little red riding hood got no where to run. so the wolf trap her. but the wolf did not eat her.... why why why ???
Ans: Cos in the mrt, No foods and drinks allowed in the train ....
2)
In a world full of vampires, human have found a very safe place to hide. Guess where is it???
Ans: In the mrt, Cos No foods and drinks allowed in the train ....
3)
In the batman cartoon, the joker villian did not die ... why ...
Ans: Cos i am still alive ... (ok this one is stupid)
4)
Why batman can fly, glide through the air
Ans: told you that he is batman le. obviously male bat can fly
5)
After the show batman the dark knight movie, an advertising agent walk up to batman and requested him to be the spokesperson for a company's product. Guess wad product?
Ans: strepsils. Cos in the whole movie he speaks wif a sorethroat voice.. hoarse voice.
6)
Why is batman called a dark knight?
Ans: Cos he wears a full armour suit including the face and is black in color(this is simple and logical, if u dun get it go get 2 tickets and watch spiderman and u will know why is he call SPIDER.....man )
k i copy this from internet cos i find it good
7)
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive! . As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You Got Male(Mail)!!
Friday, July 18, 2008
Luffing Lamely
1)
If ur left fist is a bean
put your left palm on top of ur left fist. wad is it ??
Ans: soya bean (hand press bean = suo ya bean) suo is hand, ya is press
continuation...
2)
then now wad is the middle finger scolding sign the ,,,,
(a fist with the middle finger out straighten)
Ans: is Mr Bean. cos the bean got a male organ.(pe**s)
3)
How can 2 chicken make u grow hungry, guess 2 chinese words?
Ans: Ji1 Er4(starving in chinese)= chicken 2 in eng
4)
Why is the movie chicken little so funny???
Ans: cos chicken little = ji1 xiao3(chinese) = ji1 xiao4 also sound like u laughing at ppl
5)
There is a toilet wif 10 cubicles but most of the time ppl go cubicles 3 to shit. Why?
Ans: cos cubicle 3 got a eco friendly asshole washer (this one is random no logic de jus lame)
6)
Who is this world can make ppl go numb jus by speaking
Ans:
L.K.N (okok this joke is for my camp mates)
( L.K. sound like you talk in hokkien and N. sound like numb in eng)
7)
How can one be dead but still talk like a human
Ans: ghost la ... damn this is easy
8)
If u are trap in a tower there is 2 exit one on the left one on the right
outside the left side door there is magnifying glass when the sunlight shine thru it. wadever at the door will burn
outside the right side door there is big dragon that breath flame and will burn anything that move within it's human radar detector eyes
how do u escape without getting burn???
Ans: Escape using left door IN THE NIGHT. wahaha
9)
okok some are cold joke haha some are stupid joke ... tell u sth... pls laugh after that
i am the joker.....................................that
...................................acted in badman dark night movie
kk last one
10)
which website can make u either roll on the floor or drop dead on ur chair
Ans: The one u are staring at right now king of fruits, thats y u see u r on ur chair dropping dead soon.
If ur left fist is a bean
put your left palm on top of ur left fist. wad is it ??
Ans: soya bean (hand press bean = suo ya bean) suo is hand, ya is press
continuation...
2)
then now wad is the middle finger scolding sign the ,,,,
(a fist with the middle finger out straighten)
Ans: is Mr Bean. cos the bean got a male organ.(pe**s)
3)
How can 2 chicken make u grow hungry, guess 2 chinese words?
Ans: Ji1 Er4(starving in chinese)= chicken 2 in eng
4)
Why is the movie chicken little so funny???
Ans: cos chicken little = ji1 xiao3(chinese) = ji1 xiao4 also sound like u laughing at ppl
5)
There is a toilet wif 10 cubicles but most of the time ppl go cubicles 3 to shit. Why?
Ans: cos cubicle 3 got a eco friendly asshole washer (this one is random no logic de jus lame)
6)
Who is this world can make ppl go numb jus by speaking
Ans:
L.K.N (okok this joke is for my camp mates)
( L.K. sound like you talk in hokkien and N. sound like numb in eng)
7)
How can one be dead but still talk like a human
Ans: ghost la ... damn this is easy
8)
If u are trap in a tower there is 2 exit one on the left one on the right
outside the left side door there is magnifying glass when the sunlight shine thru it. wadever at the door will burn
outside the right side door there is big dragon that breath flame and will burn anything that move within it's human radar detector eyes
how do u escape without getting burn???
Ans: Escape using left door IN THE NIGHT. wahaha
9)
okok some are cold joke haha some are stupid joke ... tell u sth... pls laugh after that
i am the joker.....................................that
...................................acted in badman dark night movie
kk last one
10)
which website can make u either roll on the floor or drop dead on ur chair
Ans: The one u are staring at right now king of fruits, thats y u see u r on ur chair dropping dead soon.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Motivating Events
Nobody can say u cannot do it useless u urself say so.
be positive think on the bright side.
positive thinking will attract positive events to u
negative thinking will attract negative events to u
This is the Law of Attraction.
Never admit defeat till the very last minute,
Accept the defeat with glory after the last minute.
There is nth to lose but plenty to gain.
Failure is the road to success, always believe u learn and win in a way or two in other form.
Always Believe in these 2 saying:
If theres a will there is a way.
When the boat reach harbour will auto sail straight(Chinese).
okok abt these 2 lines that i always believe in is really true.
Sometimes we get very frustrated and headache abt some problems
that will like happen sometime later. and u r having headache trying to solve the problem...
try to relax ... cos between now and till then ... alot of other stuff will happen and will affect the problem and also the decision u going to make.
so relax smile joke be happy when the problem arises and there is a need to solve it ...
then u will naturally know how to go abt solving it. then jus do it ...
it really works well.
be positive think on the bright side.
positive thinking will attract positive events to u
negative thinking will attract negative events to u
This is the Law of Attraction.
Never admit defeat till the very last minute,
Accept the defeat with glory after the last minute.
There is nth to lose but plenty to gain.
Failure is the road to success, always believe u learn and win in a way or two in other form.
Always Believe in these 2 saying:
If theres a will there is a way.
When the boat reach harbour will auto sail straight(Chinese).
okok abt these 2 lines that i always believe in is really true.
Sometimes we get very frustrated and headache abt some problems
that will like happen sometime later. and u r having headache trying to solve the problem...
try to relax ... cos between now and till then ... alot of other stuff will happen and will affect the problem and also the decision u going to make.
so relax smile joke be happy when the problem arises and there is a need to solve it ...
then u will naturally know how to go abt solving it. then jus do it ...
it really works well.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
lame stuff
Dun whine and complain these are jus lame stuff ....
1)
How many shining stars are there in the sky?
Ans: One, cos the rest are call rocks(that reflects sunlight)
2)
How you travel to thailand
Ans: ThaiExpress
3)
Why Robbers have to be strong
Ans: So that they can hold up the bank
4)
Lao Gong san1 san4 zi3(faning the fan), guess 2 chinese word
Ans: Qi1 Liang2(wife cool, correct meaning is miserable)
5)
Why is Mas Selamat a 2/3 woman
Ans: Cos he is a wanted man. (1/3 man)
6)
Why a woman can never never find a husband
Ans: Cos woman( without man, wo = w/o = without )
7)
Why 3rd sergent always kanna most work follow by corporals 2nd sgt and other rank but also why private always can siam(escape) arrow
Ans: Cos 3rd sergent the rank got no roof top to block the arrow, private rank got nth there for the arrow to land on
8)
When there is minor earthquake in sg, why private rank will die
Ans: No rank = no base to support
9)
Major earthquake, why sergent survive but corporal and below die
Ans: Corporal not enuff base, sergent got 3 stripe of base
10)
Critical earthquake why only officers survive
Ans: Cos they flying in the air(their rank is on their shoulder above the rest)
11)
Why Warrent officers also die in critical earthquake
Ans: Cos they are trap in a sergent jail(their rank got a crab trap in the rank, crab mean themself) so althought they are flying when sergent die they die at the same time
1)
How many shining stars are there in the sky?
Ans: One, cos the rest are call rocks(that reflects sunlight)
2)
How you travel to thailand
Ans: ThaiExpress
3)
Why Robbers have to be strong
Ans: So that they can hold up the bank
4)
Lao Gong san1 san4 zi3(faning the fan), guess 2 chinese word
Ans: Qi1 Liang2(wife cool, correct meaning is miserable)
5)
Why is Mas Selamat a 2/3 woman
Ans: Cos he is a wanted man. (1/3 man)
6)
Why a woman can never never find a husband
Ans: Cos woman( without man, wo = w/o = without )
7)
Why 3rd sergent always kanna most work follow by corporals 2nd sgt and other rank but also why private always can siam(escape) arrow
Ans: Cos 3rd sergent the rank got no roof top to block the arrow, private rank got nth there for the arrow to land on
8)
When there is minor earthquake in sg, why private rank will die
Ans: No rank = no base to support
9)
Major earthquake, why sergent survive but corporal and below die
Ans: Corporal not enuff base, sergent got 3 stripe of base
10)
Critical earthquake why only officers survive
Ans: Cos they flying in the air(their rank is on their shoulder above the rest)
11)
Why Warrent officers also die in critical earthquake
Ans: Cos they are trap in a sergent jail(their rank got a crab trap in the rank, crab mean themself) so althought they are flying when sergent die they die at the same time
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Motivating Stuff
A piece of jade needs to be polished on a rough stone for luster to shine forth
Nobody is born a winner. Losers live in the past. Winners learn from the past and enjoy working in the present towards the future
There can never be more than one King Existing in a kingdom but there is can be alot of king alike ppl in a king empire ... which one will u choose kingdom or empire
if good exist there is sure to be evil. goodness exist cos of the existence of evil. if there is no bad ppl will police ever be created???
yup this are the current stuff i have will think more and get more idea too ...
ooo plus lame jokes
Nobody is born a winner. Losers live in the past. Winners learn from the past and enjoy working in the present towards the future
There can never be more than one King Existing in a kingdom but there is can be alot of king alike ppl in a king empire ... which one will u choose kingdom or empire
if good exist there is sure to be evil. goodness exist cos of the existence of evil. if there is no bad ppl will police ever be created???
yup this are the current stuff i have will think more and get more idea too ...
ooo plus lame jokes
First Post of This Blog
Haha this blog will be jus lame jokes and motivational phrases and stuff like that
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